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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Caution - Hot Surfaces ;)
InLuv44
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Warning: Explicit Content

(warn like ducktape over my mouth)
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Warning: Contents highly volitile. Extremely sensitive to BS. If contents seem agitated, run...quickly!
Jam_Wil_Mac
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WARNING! Be prepared for extremely eccentric tangents!
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Morally bankrupt
dpw
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Quote by Jimmyram
Morally bankrupt

I like that one.KgLnC4bFVrzIPjxF
DeeNZ
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aarrgh where is the "like" button some of these are awesome smile
Yes im the small bitchy chick in the corner, set me off and man do you know about it !!!
mentalcase
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Beware: Not a morning person!
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Blue Balls Need a Hand
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WARNING - DOESN@T SUFFER FOOLS GLADLY
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Do not use this product whilst asleep.
Kittypusscat
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Supreme Tease Merchant- Play At Your Own Risk!!
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Leigh65
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That is easy. my best friend and lover would put the label on for me...it would say BITCH
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To keep it real, I'd just have a best by or expiry date smile
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Caution Girls: This Bitch Is Highly Inflammable

omg lol
pegasus2126
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Lock up your young teen daughters I am here
marna69
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I'd need two signs:

BIND THOROUGHLY

EXERCISE FULLY
lalaland010
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WARNING: Not as innocent as she seems.
Delicia
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When you know her, you wont leave her!
ChuckEPoo
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puppett
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very clingy
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
WARNING! doesn't play when it comes to sleep or food

Say. Her. Name.