Caution: Sassy and sarcastic. Engage in conversation at your own risk.
Warning: uncensored and a non-conformist
Handle With Care - Highly Addictive Material
Introspective Thinker - Handle with intellect
Beware, product will expand upon unzipping!
"Warning: Will tell truth when asked to. Proceed at your own risk."
Just keep wallowing in your own chaotic insecure delusions.
Liable to wilt if left unattended!
ATTENTION : Extremely horny, might explode upon insertion!
Beware! Cold Lips and a Black Heart but then ... you made me this way
It's impossible to make love ALL night ... unless you start as dusk.
Crazy as Hell! Turn around and slowly walk away.....
WARNING
Contents not fit for Human Consumption (OR companionship)
Warning: Depth Perception not always working