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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Quote by kistinspencil


That and reading one of your stories....?
Carey’d away.
Highly unstable without at least one cup of coffee.

or

Do not try to separate them from Jane Lynch.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

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That and reading one of your stories....?


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WARNING Short Little Dick DON'T STEP ON IT!!
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Um Kis darling would that be the talking kind or the getting naked making the bed springs sing kind?
Just asking .

For a warning message.
Addicted to magic pencils,
Do not flirt if female or you might be ravished.
You have been warned.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright

I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
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WARNING: She's an intelligent, independent BITCH
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Do not approach until she has had her coffee
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Warning High Voltage !!
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Hmmm, not quite certain of that...
WARNING!!!!!


OLD GOAT WITH


SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER
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It would be double sided with an arrow pointing down say "Fingers tongues cocks and toys enter here"
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High Voltage. Use caution when energizing sexuality.
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It would be double sided with an arrow pointing down say "Fingers tongues cocks and toys enter here"


How about, "Driver's, stay in lane!" Ha Ha
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Warning: no better than he looks