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Snickers Ice-Cream bar - is that candy or dessert?
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If you could only eat one candy for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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Bat out of Hell
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE ....YORK PEPPERMINT PATTY...... MMMMMMMM SMOOTH AND COOL ...LIKE ME ;)
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Dad's Goodie Rings, chewy chocolate covered coconut, raisin and oatmeal cookies. Never before has a cookie tasted soo good.
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-Brendan Behan
"Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star will be in the universe at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter."
-James T. Adams
"There are books in which the footnotes, or the comments scrawled by some reader's hand in the margin, are more interesting than the text. The world is one of those books."
-George Santayana
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say. 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'"
-Joan Rivers
Candy Necklace
Turn one of these into an edible garter. Wear it underneath a skirt or dress, give your guy a sneak peek while you’re out, then have him eat it off you slooowly when you get home. Tell him to leave some for you.
(getting the naughty elevator looks)
ME: What?! just a naughty candy idea. Writing it for fun!
Turn one of these into an edible garter. Wear it underneath a skirt or dress, give your guy a sneak peek while you’re out, then have him eat it off you slooowly when you get home. Tell him to leave some for you.
(getting the naughty elevator looks)
ME: What?! just a naughty candy idea. Writing it for fun!
Sour Belts
While you’re making out, use the belts to playfully whip each other’s butts. Spanking releases feel good endorphins and dopamine, which up the pleasure factor and increase arousal and excitement, according to Ian Kerner, Ph.D., sex therapist, and author of She Comes First: The Man’s Guide to Pleasuring a Woman.
(getting a lot of naughty elevator look)
What?! Just a naughty candy idea for christ sake. Writing it for fun!
While you’re making out, use the belts to playfully whip each other’s butts. Spanking releases feel good endorphins and dopamine, which up the pleasure factor and increase arousal and excitement, according to Ian Kerner, Ph.D., sex therapist, and author of She Comes First: The Man’s Guide to Pleasuring a Woman.
(getting a lot of naughty elevator look)
What?! Just a naughty candy idea for christ sake. Writing it for fun!
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Kit Kat
Melted Chocolate
Warm up a chocolate bar in the microwave for 15 seconds or until it’s gooey around the edges but not totally melted. Stand in the tub without the water on or on top of an old sheet and have him use the bar to draw a trail down your body. Ask him to lick it up without lifting his tongue off of your skin.
(getting a lot of naughty elevator looks)
ME: What?! just a naughty chocolatey idea...geez...relax..here take a bar. Just writing this for fun!
Warm up a chocolate bar in the microwave for 15 seconds or until it’s gooey around the edges but not totally melted. Stand in the tub without the water on or on top of an old sheet and have him use the bar to draw a trail down your body. Ask him to lick it up without lifting his tongue off of your skin.
(getting a lot of naughty elevator looks)
ME: What?! just a naughty chocolatey idea...geez...relax..here take a bar. Just writing this for fun!
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Chocolate Ice Cubes (Moritz)
Chocolate Ice Cubes – Little Squares of wonderfully smooth milk chocolate from Germany. Just the right size for an afternoon energy boost. Approximately 41 pieces to a pound. Note Alberts / Moritz has changed the wrapper design and is now wrapping their ice cubes in a gold wrapper instead of the blue silver design.
Chocolate Ice Cubes – Little Squares of wonderfully smooth milk chocolate from Germany. Just the right size for an afternoon energy boost. Approximately 41 pieces to a pound. Note Alberts / Moritz has changed the wrapper design and is now wrapping their ice cubes in a gold wrapper instead of the blue silver design.
ISO sexy married women to fulfill their deepest desires... did i mention I love it really wet?
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reese cups my fav
Warheads
Blindfold your guy or send him into another room. Suck on the sour candy for a few seconds before running it over five unexpected hot spots on your body—like behind your knees, on your left nipple, near your collarbone. Then he has to use his sense of taste to find those areas. If he gets all five right, pass him a Warhead and ask him to challenge you.
(getting a lot of naughty elevator looks)
ME: What?! just a naughty candy idea for christ sake. Just want to have fun!
Blindfold your guy or send him into another room. Suck on the sour candy for a few seconds before running it over five unexpected hot spots on your body—like behind your knees, on your left nipple, near your collarbone. Then he has to use his sense of taste to find those areas. If he gets all five right, pass him a Warhead and ask him to challenge you.
(getting a lot of naughty elevator looks)
ME: What?! just a naughty candy idea for christ sake. Just want to have fun!
giving elevator look to Aylwin
Hot Tamales Candy Spray
Use the spray version of this red-hot cinnamon candy to graffiti each other’s bodies. See which one of you can come up with the naughtiest image or dirtiest phrase. And yeah, you should take turns licking it off.
(getting an elevator look from her)
ME: What?! Aylwin just a naughty candy idea ...hehehe.
Hot Tamales Candy Spray
Use the spray version of this red-hot cinnamon candy to graffiti each other’s bodies. See which one of you can come up with the naughtiest image or dirtiest phrase. And yeah, you should take turns licking it off.
(getting an elevator look from her)
ME: What?! Aylwin just a naughty candy idea ...hehehe.
Camilla,
Candy Buttons
Peel off the dots, lick the back then stick them to all the places you want your guy to pay extra attention to. He has to eat them off your body before you switch roles. Candies are fun. Don't you agree.
(getting a lot of naughty elevator look from her)
ME: What?! Camilla just a naughty candy idea...girls having fun...lmao!
Candy Buttons
Peel off the dots, lick the back then stick them to all the places you want your guy to pay extra attention to. He has to eat them off your body before you switch roles. Candies are fun. Don't you agree.
(getting a lot of naughty elevator look from her)
ME: What?! Camilla just a naughty candy idea...girls having fun...lmao!
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups 
❤️️🌹Elusive Enigma 🌹❤️️
I too, love Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Sometimes a little too much.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
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Hersheys or Galaxy - defo something I can share as well as enjoy solo - lol
Taking this thread a bit too far I found this:
Taking this thread a bit too far I found this:
The Right Rev of Lush
Has anyone else put in dibs for, Candy Samples? ;)
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a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
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cadbury products!!!!!