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If a tree falls... Your theory.

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Humans ALWAYS think they are the MOST IMPORTANT thing on THE PLANET... (In fairness, to THEM, they are...) But they aren't...

If A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST of COURSE it makes a noise!!! (You do need EARS to hear that, but it STILL DOES!!!) Everything on the PLANET is NOT ALWAYS ABOUT how we humans selfishly perceive it!!!) Other ENERGIES do things we cannot yet understand... (Because WE didn't experience it DOES NOT MEAN it didn't happen!!!)

People gamely treat this as a PHILOSOPHICAL question and of course it is NOT!!! (It is a PHYSICAL question...) The application of the dilemna to actual METAPHYSICAL or SPIRITUAL conceits is an absolute SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY! (There is no relation between either concept...)

Which is NOT TO SAY we shouldn't discuss!!!

(BUT when trees fall they TRULY make A NOISE!!! And at THAT POINT they don't really give a flying fuck what WE THINK!!!)

That's THE DIFFERENCE between US and TREES!!!

(A tree would not give a shit if I fell over, had he/she heard it or not...) And I fall over on a regular basis...

xx SF

(My students used to LOVE my lectures...)
When a tree falls, a birds nest goes with, but not sound. Just TIMBER from a lumberjack with a saw. Another parking-lot or mall to follow and birds tweeting into extinction. We call that progress, but the forest cannot talk without an ax chopping at their feet.
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(My students used to LOVE my lectures...)

Steph, so do I.
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Steph, so do I.


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xx SF
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Top of THE TUTORIAL group, THAT BOY!!!

xx SF


Do you still require female students to 'submit their papers with their frillies attached'?

L x
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Do you still require female students to 'submit their papers with their frillies attached'?

L x


IN ALL SERIOUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!

I made a PUBLIC COMMENT there which ONLY makes sense to BETTY BUTTON!!!

(So I SPIKED it!!!)

But I hope she READ it!!!

xx SF
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I've just fallen.... ;)
Did anyone hear or even notice ? :P
Of course it makes a noise. Just because no one was around to observe it doesn't mean that it didn't happen.
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But I hope she READ it!!!

xx SF


She read it.

L x

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She read it.

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No I wasn't!!! *Giggles!!!*

(But I DO love YOU!)

xx SF
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If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a noise?

What is your answer and theory behind it?



Isn't this one of the most egocentric assumptions that due to a human's absence the laws of nature would stop working.
Of course there is a sound. The animals of the forest would also like to relish in the excitement.

My theory behind it: this statement was made by a drunk pub crawler who was losing his hearing and then sight before finally passing out.