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I want to know... Where have all the cowboys gone?
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
— Gilda Radner
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83 yrs. 7 month and 19 days ... beyond that, you'll find cob webs and such and sex probably wouldn't be safe then. Hope this helps.
CurlyFries
I plan on going until my vagina falls down to my knees. I figure I got another good year or two until that happens. I'll let you know. 
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Asleep as a truck driver you should be well aware of the amazing things that duct - tape can achieve..
Curly Girly; The above post should reduce the rate of and effect of gravity .
gross , I know but please don't hide my key board.
Curly Girly; The above post should reduce the rate of and effect of gravity .
gross , I know but please don't hide my key board.
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83 yrs. 7 month and 19 days ... beyond that, you'll find cob webs and such and sex probably wouldn't be safe then. Hope this helps.
But I have heard that every year modern science extends that by at least a year.
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I plan on going until my vagina falls down to my knees. I figure I got another good year or two until that happens. I'll let you know.
That shouldn't happen now days. Check Intensity by JOpen. Its original intent was to prevent the collapse of the vaginal floor. Because all the test subjects had orgasms, JOpen is also selling it as a sex toy. Well, the orgasm doesn't stop until the unit is turned off.
CurlyFries
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That shouldn't happen now days. Check Intensity by JOpen. Its original intent was to prevent the collapse of the vaginal floor. Because all the test subjects had orgasms, JOpen is also selling it as a sex toy. Well, the orgasm doesn't stop until the unit is turned off.
That was a joke. My vagina is doing just fine. Thanks!
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I want to know...
How to accomplish my goal. I want to live to a thousand and so far I'm 7.2% there so "so good so far!" Now how do I get the rest of the way there. Things are wearing out. I can still have a lot of fun with it, it just isn't fully functional for her any more.
How to accomplish my goal. I want to live to a thousand and so far I'm 7.2% there so "so good so far!" Now how do I get the rest of the way there. Things are wearing out. I can still have a lot of fun with it, it just isn't fully functional for her any more.
I am always a gentleman.
