Matriarch
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I recommend psychiatric help, works for me!
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I second that recommendation......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Does that mean menudo is Mexican pea soup?
No. Pee soup. LOL
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I recommend not ordering the pee soup.
And I recommend Leffe Brun. Great beer.
And I recommend Leffe Brun. Great beer.
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I recommend Guinness Stout. Another great beer.
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I recommend psychiatric help, works for me!
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Lol
I recommend trying a new beer, wine, liquor or other spirit... just so you can say you have tried. I can't stand beer, but I have found one I can actually drink...
Ling
Matriarch
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Funny you say that Ling, I've started putting obscure vegetables in my shopping trolley recently, and then figure out what to do with them later. In the kitchen I mean.
It's a great way to try new things. I recommend everyone try it.
It's a great way to try new things. I recommend everyone try it.
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Funny you say that Ling, I've started putting obscure vegetables in my shopping trolley recently, and then figure out what to do with them later. In the kitchen I mean.
It's a great way to try new things. I recommend everyone try it.
I like doing that too. I am a pretty experimental cooker, rarely use recipes.
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I kept reading about hoisin sauce in Chinese cooking and bought a jar of it. Then I looked up recipes containing it and found a few good ones. 
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I kept reading about hoisin sauce in Chinese cooking and bought a jar of it. Then I looked up recipes containing it and found a few good ones.
I bought pak choi and tried it with hoisin sauce. Was yummy but now as yummy as pak choi with a ginger soy sauce dressing and lemon grass/spring onions and bamboo shoots
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I recommend going to McDonald's and ordering a Double Quarter Pounder with extra grease. The look on their face when they realize what you're asking for will be priceless.
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I recommend that all McDonalds go out of business for poor quality food. I'm thinking the masses should rush the place like in the old Frankenstein movies.
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Now I'm hungry again.
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Tape worms. You're always hungry.
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So, theoretically, if you corked your ass so nothing got out and filled up on McFries, you'd never ever get hungry again.
Fuck. I want a Big Mac.
Fuck. I want a Big Mac.
Matriarch
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Unfortunately they have no nutritional value whatsoever, so you'd die pretty fast.
Dogbreedinfo Chef? What are you trying to say honey?
Dogbreedinfo Chef? What are you trying to say honey?
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I recommend walking up to the counter at any fast food restaurant and ordering "A large cup, small napkin and medium straw".
They really will have no clue what to do...
Ling
They really will have no clue what to do...
Ling
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I recommend checking now and then to see who's been plagarising your stories. Just so you know.
I Googled the first line of my story Very Short Skirt Pub. 23.Nov.08 and found it here:
Cheating Blatant Rip Off Pub. 26.Jan.09 retitled Short Skirts claimed by sexonlegs with 8009 views.
Here as well Credited To Steffanie So OK I Suppose
The same goes for more of my stories. At least the publish date proves my authorship... I hope.
p.s. It's only got one vote so don't moan about Lush votes being hard to get. Five stars though =d>
I Googled the first line of my story Very Short Skirt Pub. 23.Nov.08 and found it here:
Cheating Blatant Rip Off Pub. 26.Jan.09 retitled Short Skirts claimed by sexonlegs with 8009 views.
Here as well Credited To Steffanie So OK I Suppose
The same goes for more of my stories. At least the publish date proves my authorship... I hope.
p.s. It's only got one vote so don't moan about Lush votes being hard to get. Five stars though =d>
Matriarch
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I recommend contacting sites who have stolen your stories 
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I recommend taking Nicola's recommendation and standing up for yourself.
email sent to swingingheaven. I want my story back home on Lush.
This will be interesting
email sent to swingingheaven. I want my story back home on Lush.
This will be interesting
Matriarch
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Good for you Steffanie.
We deliberately have this covered in our terms and conditions, and authors are free to put their own copyright statement on their stories too.
We deliberately have this covered in our terms and conditions, and authors are free to put their own copyright statement on their stories too.
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I've found about half will delete the story for you, Steff. Good luck.
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Tape worms. You're always hungry.
ewwwwwwwww my greatest fear. I want to go and hide now
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I wanted to put a humans tape worm on but thought it would gross too many people out.
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VICTORY 
The nice people at swingingheaven replied staight away. (It wasn't there fault).
Steffanie
Our apologies, we didn't realise that the apparent 'author' had stolen the content from another site.
The story has been removed from our boards.
Thanks, Admin.
Thanks for your support Nic & Rocco. I feel really tough now.
The nice people at swingingheaven replied staight away. (It wasn't there fault).
Steffanie
Our apologies, we didn't realise that the apparent 'author' had stolen the content from another site.
The story has been removed from our boards.
Thanks, Admin.
Thanks for your support Nic & Rocco. I feel really tough now.
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I recommend standing up for yourself.BCrbNPXDKzE11YY7
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Good going, Steff! There really are some admins with a conscience out there.
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I recommend putting poison pills into your stories, so no one would want to steal them.
For example, "and then I got syphillis. The end."
For example, "and then I got syphillis. The end."
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LOL