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Kim
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What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
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what is a klondike bar?

(ohhh , and here is where I so wanna ask if that is like a Lesbian / Bar .....)

Van
Kim
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A klondike bar is an ice cream treat, but it does sound like a lesbian/ bar in the Yukon or Alaska, doesn't it?
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I'm not sure what she did.
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I would do almost anything for a Klondike Bar. Are you on the menu Passion *wink
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Rocco promised that he would send me a klondike bar, so once he does that I will let you guys know.
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Recite erotic poetry while riding the wind.
thepainter
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Recite Vogon poetry while breaking wind.
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i actually don't like Klondikes...
But I would do ANYTHING for a red popsicle right now...
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anything??? hmmmm

Van
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Recite Vogon poetry while breaking wind.


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Kim
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Why so serious, hun? I will buy enough Klondike bars for everyone. ;)

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Recite erotic poetry while riding the wind.
thepainter
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There is a special place in hell for people like you!


Did you check the location on my profile?
Way ahead of you!
But I've never had a Klondike bar. Give me a TimTam any time of the day though!
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But I've never had a Klondike bar.




You don't know what you're missing buddy lol.
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You don't know what you're missing buddy lol.


True but I'm still willing to bet passionflwer's boobs that TimTams are even better.
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Playmale
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"The very worst poetry in the universe died along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex... in the destruction of the planet Earth."
--HHGTTG, Douglas Adams


This led someplace mildly interesting...

Paul Neil Milne Johnstone (aka Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings) (Douglas Adams)
Paul is a real person, who wrote some appalling poetry. DNA used his
name, but was forced to retract it for the books and later recordings
of the radio series. Hence the original programmes have Paul Neil ...
whereas the later works have Paula Nancy ....

Either way the poetry still sucks.
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Douglas Adams is awesome.
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So a Klondike is a commercial name for a company, so basically it just looks like a choc-ice.
Kim
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Now I already told you that the only boob you can bet on is the one on my back. The other two are still on loan.

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You don't know what you're missing buddy lol.


True but I'm still willing to bet passionflwer's boobs that TimTams are even better.
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What's a TimTam?
relaxandrelease
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What do you want me to do for a Klondike bar? I'd give you a nickle. How's that?
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