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Whore-mongering, self-publicicising, girlfriend stealing, (YOU DID!!!), competition bothering, sought-after-collaboration-hooker, doe-eyed deft fingered avionaut, master cocktail creating, silver tongued utter charmer, wordsmith, blacksmith, blackguard, Pretend Native American, hung like MUSSOLINI, Bi-PRETENTIOUS, pussy snuffling, orgasm guarantee-er, all around decent indecent guy, international man of intrigue and mystery and humourist, not a bad home chef, nice car, Saggitarian, Libertarian, Antiquarian, NOT VEGETARIAN, feckless, reckless, shameless, breathless, bright eyed, firm thighed, cute of bootie, lots of lootie, owns nice suities...
*GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING GUY!!!*
And the worst thing is he's one of my best fucking friends...
Happy Birthday YOU!!!
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And THE FUCKER is YOUNGER than me!!!