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Forum Whore
Thank you thank you. Shameless, darling, stop drooling.
...okay fine, keep drooling, I am too...*snickers*
...okay fine, keep drooling, I am too...*snickers*
Constant Gardener
Heh, why don't you two go get a room?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Constant Gardener
It's heated, but I don't want any puppies, four months from now.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Forum Whore
That's where they all ran off to....hmmm
Quote by shameless009
Why is it ,, that some people cant help but laugh when they fart,,,Especially if some one else hears this ,, and makes a remark about it.?
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while........
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later..
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!
Forum Whore
lol @ Chef
Forum Whore
Quote by shameless009
Thank You ChefK ,, I'm Pretty Fond Of You TOO!
Holy crap, did you just call Chef an old fart?
