Lisa, Ali is this like in grade school when some boy would pull your hair if he liked you? He's dropping ass charges in some weird form of flattery?? Or perhaps somebody just needs to push away the hot dogs with onions and mustart at lunch...
For myself personally, I really began to aquire my Dad's lactose intollerance into my 20's. Used to chug down milk by the gallon as a kid, but sometime after 21 or so, milk would just tear me up and give my aweful gas. The shop I was working in at the time was converted truck repair bay, so it was really big. I could clear out the whole shop. Finally figured out it was the bowl of cereal and milk for breakfast that would cause an evacutaion drill after lunch, lol. I miss my bran flakes, **sigh**
I really find farting amusing ,, when it is a little girl 3 or 4 years old ,, I've noticed when they do this ,, and someone asks,, ( what was that?) ,, they get a uneasy smile on their face ,,, But let a little boy do the same thing ,,and you wont ever hear the end of it.
I am speaking from personal experience here.,,, 9 grandchildren.
Some kid farted on me at work the other day. It was really awkward.
Definately A Damn Good Card LYDIA!
Thanks Shameless, I thought you'd like it!
ali2teasu ,, I am surprised myself also ,, So maybe the next time I get to having to much trouble with gas ,, I will view it as something that not only smells bad ,, but also as LAUGHING GAS!
Mwahahahahahha it's ALIVEE!!
Depends on how hard I laugh.
I always blame it on the dog in the room, anyway.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
What do you do when there is no dog, WMM?
The indigenous barking spider species, native to just about everywhere in America, Lydia
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I've always heard it called African barking spiders.
I generally try to suppress most of the more common and offensive bodily functions while I'm out in public. And...when my gf is visiting, I will move to another room or outside - to take care of business.
Likewise, I've really never noticed any of my long-term girlfriends ever burping, passing gas, belching, closing one nostril and blowing one out sideways - or hocking up a lung cookie.
I did have, once...a fiancee' who resembled Roseann Barr - personality-wise...and she treated me to the whole schmeer - sadly. Her habits while sometimes funny - were pretty crude and definitely influenced my decision to break things off with her 4 months before our wedding date. The fact that a good friend admitted to having a fling with her one afternoon was the major factor in that decision...but hey, if she had not been so offensive and 'just plain hillybilly' in other ways...I might've been able to overlook her indiscretion a bit easier.
Or, eh...most likely not.
There are many things which I would prefer to remain a mystery, within a relationship.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Sounds like a wise decision to me.
So ,, If I get drunk enough ,, The smell will go away?
A few weeks from now, he might stop as he's walking by, drop to the floor, roll over on his back, whimper like a puppy and beg for you to scratch his tummy.
Mara these Gringos loose everything in translation but I got your back and totally agree ....Yo prefriero perder un amigo que una tripa......I would rather loose a friend than bust a gut.....that is the correct translation.mfiMEPR9XpaVuEew
