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1. I loathe milk and if it touches any part of my body I have to wash it off. (My kids asked if a cow once did something bad to me)
2. I have a pathological fear of sudden loud noises.( I couldn't attend birthday parties as a child because of the balloons) A thunderstorm can completely unravel me.
3.I love to laugh but often laugh at totally inappropriate times and things.
4.I'm left handed but do something quite enjoyable with my right hand.
5.I'm addicted to 7-11 Slurpees.
6.I have never set foot inside of a Starbucks. I hate coffee, tea and any hot drinks. Soup as well.
Bonnet Flaunter
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1) Despite seeming sociable I'm a bit of a hermit

2) I keep my phone unplugged a lot of the time to avoid talking to people

3) I am constantly making things and can't stop being creative

4) I do write, but not erotica

5) I have a bit of a marzipan addiction
Active Ink Slinger
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1. I took LSD quite a few times when I was young and think it changed me for the better but I detest "drugs" and refuse to use them no matter what.
2. Sex is the most driving force in my life but I refuse to go out to bars or clubs where my chances of meeting willing women would be way better than just working all the time.
3. I've tried being bisexual and just couldn't get interested in men. For some reason I'm mad at myself for failing. Something about trying to be open minded and I couldn't make it work.
4. I live a pretty boring life wherein I work almost all my waking hours because I enjoy it.
5. I say I don't believe in love anymore but think that's just something I tell myself when I really am looking for it all the time. Not sure on this one.
6. I'm somewhat psychic but can't control it and it scares me so I do everything I can to deny it and ignore it.
7. Last but not least... I'm a dyed in the wool conservative and that's cost me several relationships even if i don't mind being with liberals they can't seem to stand being around a conservative. sad
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.... ;)
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Quote by Verbal
I have been in jail three times.


LOL this made me laugh. what a nice guy.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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I sing along to Taylor Swift in the car. Often louder than my daughters.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by Smallz


LOL this made me laugh. what a nice guy.


I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic, or really, really disapprove of jail time.
Advanced Wordsmith
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Quote by puller1979


Good gracious, be proud of your heritage! Learn all you can of your family history.


Completely agree. I am only 1/4 Cherokee, but proud of it. Kind of wish I were 100%, but I guess that would be insulting the Irish part of my heritage. Be proud of your heritage - nothing to be ashamed of.
Advanced Wordsmith
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Quote by Leesi


I've always hated my real name, but one of my friends legally changed her name to mine. She hated her name.



With you on that one. I never liked my name either - it didn't fit my personality. I ended up creating a new middle name, which is what I usually go by now. I didn't change my first name, since it was given to me by my parents and they still call me by it and so do many of my friends that never knew me by any other name. But for quite some time now, I introduce myself to new people by the middle name that I chose for myself. As I mentioned in a previous post, I am part Native American and I like the customs that some tribes had where you may have been born with one name, but you could get one or more names later on that better suited your personality or what you are known for.

So if you don't like your name, you can change it. Doesn't even have to be done legally. I know four people who have changed their name. Only 1 of them did it legally. The person who did it legaly - everyone calls him only by his new name, including his family. The other people who did it, seem to mostly go by their new name, but like me, still have some people call them by their given name.
Advanced Wordsmith
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Quote by Verbal
I sing along to Taylor Swift in the car. Often louder than my daughters.


That made me laugh. I really really hate to admit it, but I can sometimes find myself taping my foot to her as well. I guess I just came out of the closet on that. : )
Rainbow Warrior
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I'm ultra-liberal, but most liberals drive me up a wall, and I tend to get along better with conservatives. Go figure! I suppose if I had to live with myself, I'd drive me up a wall too.

I'm a tattoo bigot. I think most people who get tats are idiots. When my kid sister got one, I yelled at her till she cried. I'm not proud of that.

I edit/proofread a lot of stories here for other members, but I always leave one mistake because even though I'm a perfectionist, I'm really an almost perfectionist. There is no beauty that hath not some flaw.

I use exclamation points WAY too often! I know this. I have a problem thinking everything I say is so important that I have to pound it into your brain with exclamation points!

I eat too much chocolate, but rationalize it by telling myself that dark chocolate is an anti-oxidant.

I fell asleep once while a guy was fucking me.
The Linebacker
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I've had a few run-ins with the police in my life and know very well what is feels like to be handcuffed and hauled in, but all were misdemeanors.
Unicorn Wrangler
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1. I have an crippling fear if heights. I can freeze up and lose my shit at the same time.
2. I'm scared of bats.
3. I struggle with depression and found writing to be what keeps me from falling into the darkness.
4. I hate camping (don't tell my son )
5. I've only ever smoked cigarettes... and I quit over seven years ago.
6. I'm a bibliophile... Barnes & Nobel is my Mecca & I could spend my entire paycheck there if I were allowed.
7. When bored, I will start writing a story... even with paper & pencil (or pen).
The Bee's Knees
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1. i ABSOLUTELY ADORE my solitude. this comes as a surprise to many cos i'm a very friendly person.
2. i have never downloaded music -despite being a HUGE music fan.
3. i was a late bloomer.
4. i love the smell of plastic! i can walk around staples forever just breathing it in.
5. i am not a fan of strawberries.
6. i'm a crier. the tears flow whenever and wherever. whether i be: happy sad giddy angry or frustrated.
7. i'm a logophile. i'm utterly amazed by the power of words and love discovering new ones.
8. it hurts my heart a little when i hear people say that they like everything BUT rap/hip hop music. some of it has the power to move you...
9. i'm an over-thinker. my wheels are CONSTANTLY turning. it's my biggest obstacle.
10. i can be totally ridiculous at times. i refer to this as 'my silly' and i pray i never lose her.

Say. Her. Name.


Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by TheQuiet1


That made me laugh. I really really hate to admit it, but I can sometimes find myself taping my foot to her as well. I guess I just came out of the closet on that. : )


Embrace your inner Taylor Swift smile.
Short Arse Brit
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1. I have no clue who Taylor swift is???
2. I am terrified of spiders
3. I have never been to prison
4. I have done a parachute jump but had to be thrown out the plane as I was too scared to jump out myself
5. I LOVE Muse and chocolate in no particular order
6. I fully intend to marry Henry "The Hunk" Cavill
7. I loathe motorbikes as they are deathtraps
8. I refuse to watch any new Top Gear episodes made by the BBC
9. I cry every time I watch Beaches
10. I think Lychees are disgusting and even the thought of them makes me retch.
The Duchess of Tart

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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1.) I am an alcoholic and have not drank in the past 3 1/2 years. I am lucky that I have no desire to do so and mostly love my sobriety.
2.) My sexual experiences have nearly come to a screeching halt since I quit drinking. I am no longer "in the game" where I'm surrounded by sexual adventurer's
3.) I feel like I've lost my mojo.
4.) No matter how much I've worked on myself, I am still afraid and fear is the #1 thing that keeps me from reaching my goals.
5.) I am completely and utterly bored with my marriage of 26 years. There is simply nothing else I want to say to her or hear from her. I love her but I would be happier if I walked away.
6.) I am irresponsible with money. I have never been good with it and I grew up in a privileged lifestyle.
7.) I want to experience a full blown bi experience. Everything!
8.) I love slutty women who have the same sex drive of men and aren't afraid to act out their (and their partner's) fantasies.
9.) I am a dog person. While cats are fine, I'd rather someone else enjoy them.
10) I miss my father terribly. I lost him just over a year ago. Cancer sucks!
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1. I can count on one hand the number of people that know me well, none of which are family
2. I am quite empathic, but I hide it extremely well.
3. I hate receiveing gifts of any sort
4. Christmas makes me angry and sad, I don't remember the last time I had a "good" one. This year, I'm going solo biggrin
5. I'm a big ol' romantic at heart
6. I've never had a birthday party, but would like to someday
7. To see a woman cry crushes my heart
8. I'll take Milo (or hot chocolate) over coffee any day :P
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Quote by Verbal


I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic, or really, really disapprove of jail time.



No, no not at all but, 3 times??? I'm guessing given ur screen name it was for contempt of Court? You got mouthy with the judge didn't you?

You've made more an admission than a confession. A confession would be you telling us what put you there 3 times silly

Just kiddin


I've fucked another guy's wife.
Clumeleon
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Quote by Verbal
Embrace your inner Taylor Swift smile.


I've been feeling 22 since I was 21 thanks to TayTay.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by Smallz



No, no not at all but, 3 times??? I'm guessing given ur screen name it was for contempt of Court? You got mouthy with the judge didn't you?

You've made more an admission than a confession. A confession would be you telling us what put you there 3 times silly



Fair is fair. They are pretty small infractions.

1 -In college two friends and I climbed to the roof of the bar we had been drinking at, and were waving at girls across the street and generally being goofy. Arrested for trespassing. My favorite professor bailed us out of jail. He still brings it up at reunions.

2 - Smoking weed in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Thousands of other people were too, but we got arrested. Arrested essentially for being there. That was a long stay, maybe 36 hours. It was fun. Really.

3 - Driving through Hemphill, Texas with two cousins. We all had long hair. We were pulled over for "driving funny," and they searched the car (having long hair in Texas = probable cause). My cousin had a shotgun in the trunk, sawed off to the point it was illegal. That was actually an afternoon in jail, and my uncle bailed us out the same day.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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Quote by kiera
1. I have no clue who Taylor swift is???


Here you go. The video is like a 4 minute movie, and she is a psychotic murderer in it. It's pretty good. It's really a well written song. "I've got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name" is a pretty creepy line.



P.S. I like spiders.
Short Arse Brit
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Quote by Smallz



No, no not at all but, 3 times??? I'm guessing given ur screen name it was for contempt of Court? You got mouthy with the judge didn't you?

You've made more an admission than a confession. A confession would be you telling us what put you there 3 times silly

Just kiddin


I've fucked another guy's wife.




Pack it in.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Short Arse Brit
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Quote by Verbal


Here you go. The video is like a 4 minute movie, and she is a psychotic murderer in it. It's pretty good. It's really a well written song. "I've got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name" is a pretty creepy line.



P.S. I like spiders.


I refuse to even glance at her.

my kids like Muse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Jfk8j63a0
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Short Arse Brit
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Quote by Verbal


Here you go. The video is like a 4 minute movie, and she is a psychotic murderer in it. It's pretty good. It's really a well written song. "I've got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name" is a pretty creepy line.



P.S. I like spiders.


Wierdo..



LOL she is awful
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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1) I lost my virginity in a threesome
2) I've never had a vanilla relationship (ie: "boyfriend") and doubt I ever will.
3) I've been pretty much an introvert my whole life (and no that's not the same as being shy) and it's really only the past year or so I've accepted/embraced it (since we live in an extroverted world). In the past I used to try extra hard to make certain friends/get people to like me...not anymore. Don't like me? Don't care. It's extremely liberating.
4) I've never (not one single time) had sex naked
5) I'm a junk food addict, it's something that needs to be controlled
6) Crying is so therapeutic for me
7) I have to keep myself in check when it comes to road rage...wish I could just let stuff go with that
8) What I wouldn't give to have a job like Lee in the movie Secretary...
9) The closest I'll come to being a parent is having pets...the responsibility of children scares the crap outta me
10) I know most of us have probably gone through some sort of bullying in our lives during our school years, whether a little or a lot... but I used to have a major crush on a boy from school & a couple of years later he was one of my bullies. And honestly? I think it fucked me up royally in quite a few ways. (let's just leave it at that)...
~*~*~* Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better ~*~*~*
~*~*~* Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away~*~*~*

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Advanced Wordsmith
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1 - I've fallen head over heels for a girl I've met on Lush

2 - I adore reading erotica but just don't "get" cyber

3 - I love watching cricket
Lurker
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1: I hate professional sports, but act like I love them so people don't think I'm weird.
2: I hate country music
3: I started cheating on my wife two years ago.
4: Whenever I'm out of town I secretly do stand-up comedy (open mic nights only)
5: I'm an atheist or more appropiately a recovering born again christian
6: I love hot dogs
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I like reading other peoples confessions
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I enjoy some times looking at other ppls wall to see how they are set up or to read there bios to get to know ppl. Some ppl may think is is nosy,I think it is wanting to know other ppl.
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