Ok what's the best (worst) chat up lines.... we need a laugh...
latest I got "You are like a haunted house"
"Why"
"Coz I'm going to scream when i am inside you"
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"how's the fever?"
"What?"
"Oh, you just look hot to me ?"
"What?"
"Oh, you just look hot to me ?"
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4/10 dean..... good effort lol
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4/10 dean..... good effort lol
That's a solid 5 if we're being honest ?
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upon appeal i will grant that but only for being bold as shit lol
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Ahem..
"You must be a witch because you enchanted me when you walked in the room."
Yep I got that one from a druid at a conclave.
"You must be a witch because you enchanted me when you walked in the room."
Yep I got that one from a druid at a conclave.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
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3/10 I'll bring it up to a 4 because of the druid follow up.... lol good effort twisted
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ok seeker that one is a 4/10... thought the punchline would be something about spilt....
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Cordon, you never fail to surprise me. wait in fact im not surprised, but i guess i asked for it,,, 7/10 and i am in a good mood lol
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My most successful ever chat up line was “Would you like me to decorate your lounge?” I never did decorate her lounge, but I ended up marrying her.
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Fiona, can you tell me the difference between a lentil and a chickpea: well, I’ve never had a lentil on my face..
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Best chatup line: "Fancy a fuck?" What can I say, it so happens I did.
Worst chatup line comes courtesy of my mother, introducing me to a certain sailor I liked the look of: "This is my un-married daughter." The dust took weeks to settle.
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Half a lager and a packet of crisps and back to yours?
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I would just love to buy you dinner. You like Donalds?
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