Ok what's the best (worst) chat up lines.... we need a laugh...
latest I got "You are like a haunted house"
"Why"
"Coz I'm going to scream when i am inside you"
"how's the fever?"
"What?"
"Oh, you just look hot to me ?"
4/10 dean..... good effort lol
upon appeal i will grant that but only for being bold as shit lol
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ahem..
"You must be a witch because you enchanted me when you walked in the room."
Yep I got that one from a druid at a conclave.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
3/10 I'll bring it up to a 4 because of the druid follow up.... lol good effort twisted
"You must be from the banana family. You look like you're really tasty when you peel."
(Hey, it's probably used a lot in monkey bars)
ok seeker that one is a 4/10... thought the punchline would be something about spilt....
Excuse me Fiona. Do you have a tissue for my face. I want you to have a clean seat....
Cordon, you never fail to surprise me. wait in fact im not surprised, but i guess i asked for it,,, 7/10 and i am in a good mood lol
My most successful ever chat up line was “Would you like me to decorate your lounge?” I never did decorate her lounge, but I ended up marrying her.
Fiona, can you tell me the difference between a lentil and a chickpea: well, I’ve never had a lentil on my face..
