Some of us lasses have well over the generally accepted "more than a handful is a waste" size of breasts. For those of us who have to suffer bad backs, expensive scaffolding, and people talking to our breasts instead of our faces, what other non-sexual/feeding uses have you found your boobies have?
Here's just a few I've discovered:
Shelf for plates, drinks and other objects when hands are full.
Ledge for holding small sleeping people when trying to tidy up and cuddle all at once.
Drinks holder (between them).
Extra leverage when fitting six metres of eight ounce wadding into a small bag.
Shape for modelling potential dress straps and corset cups against.
Helping to hold fishing line taught when tying rigs.
Cushioning against bus sides when crammed in with a crowd.
Pressing car horn when struggling with large map whilst waiting for a slow passenger.
Leverage to open a door when hands are full.
Makeshift desk when there's no surface to write on paper.
Cushioning against ground when taking nature close-ups with camera.
Camera rest when tripod is not available.
Prop-up for a poorly back when sleeping on tummy and needing a comfy angle.
Book rest.
There are others, of course, but I don't want to stop anybody else contributing. Do you guys have any non-sexual uses for boobies?
Gingerbread Lover
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