I was told this one by my cousin who apparently had it used on her.
"What fucks like a tiger and winks"
And then they wink.
Pretty sure that falls under the worst category :P
" I noticed that you have really good posture" , I don't know if it was good or bad, I laughed and that's a good thing
Though she be but little, she is fierce.
Best: hello
Worst: Not saying anything at all.
Not sure of some good ones off the top of my hand but one of the worst ones I heard was "hey, don't I know you from the bus?"
Don't know about best or worst pick up lines, but I suppose that the most obvious on Lush, particularly if comes out of the blue from someone who is not a friend is "I think you might like a story I have written"
Best pick up line, "If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents." Worst pick up line ever, "You must be from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see."
The worst pick up line I've heard. "Excuse me Miss, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
What do you do for fun? Its a real "duh" out of the mouth of a dud.
Best.....me: What are you doing a week from tuesday?
hi: What's wrong with next tuesday?
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" It cracks me up.
My wife and I play pick up games sometimes in bars.
I ease up to her and say, "I want to grab you by the hair and play rough."
She replies, "Do you promise to smack my ass?"
I say, "I'll swat the hell out of your ass."
She says, "That's why I married you."
