What would it be called?
What flavor would it be?
Bonus points for wordplay, puns and double entendre.
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If Lush were ice cream...
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Sinaberry - Pink, smooth, and creamy. Ribbons of chocolate, small berries and nuts deliberately laden throughout.
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Rocky Road - the true rocky road - dark chocolate with a strong distinct ribbon of creamy white marshmallow running through the delicate folds and a handful of nuts mixed in.
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Luscious Cream Pie - A creamy concoction of sweet chocolate with a fruity sauce and lashings of cream.
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Double Whip Special - Full of lashings of Black and Blue speciality treats. Will rope in any takers, it's a scream!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
A triple scoop on a cone, each flavor a mystery until you taste it. And melting slightly, so you need to lick the ice cream off the cone.
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Chocolate Therapy!
Bonnet Flaunter
Of course it would be cocktail flavoured...
Candy Connoisseur
I think it would have be espresso flavoured (to help keep us going on here in the wee hours), and definitely chunks of chocolate, and a ribbon of sticky Cointreau or Tia Maria liqueur through it, and...no, I'll stop there.
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Banana d'or - A caramel-hardened layer of banana hiding a sweet creamy vanilla icecream filling.
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I don't know but I would be 600 freakin pounds!
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Chocolate - Rich, dark and smooth; maybe with some tasty white whipped cream melting down, filling crevices and adding contrasting color.
Gramps
The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
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DeLUSHious.
Maryana got it right - Cumberry.
Maryana got it right - Cumberry.
TriBiSindae - To be Shared and Savored, not rushed. Prep Time-Special Friends Worth It ! Serving Size= 3 Min/4Max(?).
3-4 Scoops Ice Cream (Individual Preference) Chocolate- Butter Pecan-Amaretto-Strawberry.
Banana - One*-Size Large to XLarge firm to hard. *(Two bananas if desired or serving size accommodates).
Whipped Cream - Hand whipped a special touch for sure, but have a canister handy for 2nds and "touch ups".
Nuts-(Visual and Taste Treat) Almond Slivers, Walnuts, Pecans
Cherries- Maraschino(even old friends can be fun) & Sweet Dark, a nice combo in so many things.
Toppings- Hot Fudge= Sweet,Hot,Dark... enough said.
Drizzled Delights & Special Sips - Drambuie, Frangelico, Chambord, Creme de mure (Sweet Blackberry).
"Sharing is Caring... Enjoy"
3-4 Scoops Ice Cream (Individual Preference) Chocolate- Butter Pecan-Amaretto-Strawberry.
Banana - One*-Size Large to XLarge firm to hard. *(Two bananas if desired or serving size accommodates).
Whipped Cream - Hand whipped a special touch for sure, but have a canister handy for 2nds and "touch ups".
Nuts-(Visual and Taste Treat) Almond Slivers, Walnuts, Pecans
Cherries- Maraschino(even old friends can be fun) & Sweet Dark, a nice combo in so many things.
Toppings- Hot Fudge= Sweet,Hot,Dark... enough said.
Drizzled Delights & Special Sips - Drambuie, Frangelico, Chambord, Creme de mure (Sweet Blackberry).
"Sharing is Caring... Enjoy"
Tutti Frutti !
The fruits of all season and places would have lend their delightful taste to Tutti Frutti Lush ice cream. it is the perfect combination of pure, sweet cream and juicy fruits.
Or it may be:
White chocolate raspberry truffle!
A truly exquisite ice cream inspired by fine chocolate truffles. Pure white chocolate ice cream and swirl in chunks of chocolaty fudge truffles and a tangy raspberry ribbon mmm (My fav)
The fruits of all season and places would have lend their delightful taste to Tutti Frutti Lush ice cream. it is the perfect combination of pure, sweet cream and juicy fruits.
Or it may be:
White chocolate raspberry truffle!
A truly exquisite ice cream inspired by fine chocolate truffles. Pure white chocolate ice cream and swirl in chunks of chocolaty fudge truffles and a tangy raspberry ribbon mmm (My fav)
sorry .. 
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Lushberry, Buttercream, Honeycream, Hotlicks, Poppedcherry etc. Flavors may range from White wine, coffee, nuts lol
I like the way you make me feel even when I'm nowhere near...
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If Lush were ice cream...I would be naked and frollicking in it
