What is your fav non sex toy, toy? Thinking back to the early days where it was either difficult to purchase a toy, or one was too young / innocent to know where to go, what did you use? To begin, In place of a paddle, hair brush. In place of a hand cuffs, silk scarf. Are their non sex toys that you prefer over the dedicated device?
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Ooh, nice one.
I remember being freakin horny one time and casting my eye about for something I could use in place of a dildo. One can of dove deodorant and one condom later, I was happily experimenting.
I still use dove and I still sometimes grin to myself when I pick up a can.
I found a wooden curtain ring that I removed the hook from and sanded down super smooth, inside and out. Makes a great cock ring 😃
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Yeah deodorant bottles and cans. Thick marker pen from stationary cupboard in work
Also dressing gown belts instead of ropes, especially soft fluffy ones.
Avoid peeling a carrot and using that lol, did not agree with me.
I have a reverse example. My Mum once bought a particularly straight laced aunt a rapidly vibrating dildo as a joke one Christmas. She got a letter back saying 'Thank you for the lovely cocktail mixer.' 🤭
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When I was in halls of residence at the age of 18 there was one broom to sweep your room out when you need to. For some reason it was always in a particular girl's room rather than in the communal cleaning cupboard.
There was a piece of string wrapped around the handle which in affairs thought was suppose to be a grip and protect your hand from splinters.
One night, after a drinking session in the college bar, we all end up in this girl's room where she admitted that she always had the broom because she used it as a dildo. The string around the handle felt brilliant when it was inside her.
Sadly, no one asked her to demonstrate.
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Oh I forgot to add a recommendation for the ladies. When fueling the car, lean right onto the pump handle as it vibrates.at right height. Obvs fill the car right up lol xxx
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That. It happens to have two points of contact with the distance between adjustable, and also has heat in addition to vibration. Just use your imagination.
