Quote by chefkathleen I gotta tell ya this last one cracked me up. I'll bet they can sell my house but, will I get out of it what I want or what it's worth?
My first thought was, "Do I get to pick who I get the blowjob from?" Upon closer examination, I decided to keep my house...
She's a squirter! I saw this today in a garden centre, and I literally thought, "WTF?"
I also saw these cracks in the road at my bus stop and couldn't stop sniggering. Okay, it's probably just me, but...
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This would be really useful for smuggling liquor into sports grounds. They forbid taking your own to games in the UK and then sell beer at inflated prices.