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Something fun for all you Canadians out there :)
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This makes me proud to be half Canadian, haha
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
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Please change your course, eh.
If it had been a quebecer light house, there would have been swears every two words by the end.
If it had been a quebecer light house, there would have been swears every two words by the end.
Active Ink Slinger
Bravo! Explains our attitude vs US.
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im not Canadian but im really laughing right now!! 
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I didn't realize how stubborn the Canadians were LOL 
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
It is funny, even if it is untrue.
It is funny, even if it is untrue.
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http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
It is funny, even if it is untrue.
Thats just too bad! I got a good laugh for all its worth.
Wise Ass
Hahahaha take that Americans! LOL
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The Linebacker
Oh well Canadians are fun!
Did you know that thanks to our ever so 'competent' public schools here in the USA, that large numbers of Americans don't even realize that Canada is a separate nation. They think it is just another state.
What can you do?
Did you know that thanks to our ever so 'competent' public schools here in the USA, that large numbers of Americans don't even realize that Canada is a separate nation. They think it is just another state.
What can you do?
The Linebacker
Have y'all ever seen that old movie "Canadian Bacon."
It stars John Candy as a small town American sheriff who invades Canada. It is really funny. Also stars Alan Alda and Rhea Perlman.
[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital]
Boomer: The capital Toronto.
RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.
It stars John Candy as a small town American sheriff who invades Canada. It is really funny. Also stars Alan Alda and Rhea Perlman.
[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital]
Boomer: The capital Toronto.
RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.
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Oh well Canadians are fun!
Did you know that thanks to our ever so 'competent' public schools here in the USA, that large numbers of Americans don't even realize that Canada is a separate nation. They think it is just another state.
What can you do?
Buz have you seen this already... sometimes i wonder if its actually the schools that are "competent" .... lol
Wise Ass
Here's a clip of a guy named Rick Mercer, he has a TV show that is mostly politically based but does a show "Talking to Americans" where he asks Americans a variety of questions that they have no clue about...Pretty funny!
It gets funny at 1:30 really good stuff at 7:00
It gets funny at 1:30 really good stuff at 7:00
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I think I must be the only American left alive that knows that if the Americans had won the Battle of Quebec against the British in 1775 that Canada would now be part of the USA. Had we won that would be about 35 million more people who can't answer geographical, geopolitical or historical questions to our already burgeoning number. haha
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I think I must be the only American left alive that knows that if the Americans had won the Battle of Quebec against the British in 1775 that Canada would now be part of the USA. Had we won that would be about 35 million more people who can't answer geographical, geopolitical or historical questions to our already burgeoning number. haha
That's the most hilarious battle of all time. Americans get here, get beaten mostly by a thing called winter.
Just to be fair, canadians aren't all that smarter. Go ask most kids and plenty of them will actually think Canada IS part of the US.
And finally: Canadian Bacon is the only Michael Moore movie I absolutely love! I loved Dan Aykroyd's part.
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