I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink and I have a drink
I don't have a problem with drink. I drink, I get drunk, I fall over. What's the problem?
" You know Jeeves I'm not the brainiest of chaps," said Bertie Wooster to his long suffering servant. "but clever women make a beeline for me. I just can't understand it." Jeeves replied "Perhaps it's nature's way of preserving the balance of the species sir."