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hahaha! this is so true .....

It's all fun 'n' games 'til somebody pulls a gun!
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I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink and I have a drink
I don't have a problem with drink. I drink, I get drunk, I fall over. What's the problem?
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" You know Jeeves I'm not the brainiest of chaps," said Bertie Wooster to his long suffering servant. "but clever women make a beeline for me. I just can't understand it." Jeeves replied "Perhaps it's nature's way of preserving the balance of the species sir."
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
a few people I know would use this quote!! (all in good fun!!)

Well, it would certainly put an end to the discussion...

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