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Dog/Cat Diaries

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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

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That's funny Susan! I always wonder what my cat is thinking when he stares at me the way he does sometimes...Like he is trying to send me some telepathic message or something...This explains it all. LOL

Working out the easiest way to kill you. You are bigger than his usual prey.

Sex makes the world go around. If two (or more) people are involved, so much the better!

An average day at my house:

Cat: A stare of pure hatred that says, “I’ve been standing next to my bowl for ten seconds you lazy uncaring dick, where’s my food?”

Dog: Postman (or anyone) knocks on my door. She goes crazy barking. I shout “Jeez, shush with the barking ffs”. Dog thinks, ‘Now we’re both barking. This is the best day ever’

The cat knows she’s in charge. The dog knows the cat is in charge. The cat knows the dog knows this, and endlessly exploits it. I am merely Food Man. Loved by the dog, loathed by the cat.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.