Dog/Cat Diaries

Quote by Gillianleeeza

Miss Pixel? I would not have survived

Quote by kistinspencil

Miss Pixel? I would not have survived

My current resident felines are extremely laid back, so I could probably get away with it for a minute.

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Quote by Birdie
That's funny Susan! I always wonder what my cat is thinking when he stares at me the way he does sometimes...Like he is trying to send me some telepathic message or something...This explains it all. LOL

Working out the easiest way to kill you. You are bigger than his usual prey.

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An average day at my house:

Cat: A stare of pure hatred that says, “I’ve been standing next to my bowl for ten seconds you lazy uncaring dick, where’s my food?”

Dog: Postman (or anyone) knocks on my door. She goes crazy barking. I shout “Jeez, shush with the barking ffs”. Dog thinks, ‘Now we’re both barking. This is the best day ever’

The cat knows she’s in charge. The dog knows the cat is in charge. The cat knows the dog knows this, and endlessly exploits it. I am merely Food Man. Loved by the dog, loathed by the cat.