I've laid-off this thread for a while, but I can't help myself any longer.
Where have you guys lived all your lives? LOL
Have you NEVER put your hands in the back of your jeans while standing around doing nothing in particular?
AND, the second picture is taken in a different part of the beach, and I'll bet anything you like, a looong time before or after the other one. Look at the tyre tracks - can you see them in the first pic?
AND #2...
Are your arse cheeks so bad you think putting your hand there is dirty?
Mine are actually quite nice (if I do say so myself!) and also clean. They've actually been kissed on many occasions, never causing death or illness.
Don't think I ever managed to spread anything I shouldn't all over my cheeks while wiping...
So, please, someone explain the problem to me.