It gives me great pleasure to announce that this curiously-titled piece of erotica has been decorated with the coveted Editors' Pick ribbon.
Brimming with sumptuous details and vulnerability, the two main characters discover one another... and themselves, as they spend a scorching time in bed.
The piece is narrated with such honest confidence it's hard not to get swept up in wanting to find out what the hell the title has to do with it all. And, even when it's revealed, you still want to read on to see how it's reconciled.
It's such an original tale, told with incredible panache, and I'm so pleased the panel agreed with me that this is fiiiiine storytelling.
Please read I Only Cum When A Dog Watches by KellyRandom and join me in bestowing congratulations on writing such a fantastic story.