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The site has been up and down like a whore's drawers all afternoon

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nicola
Matriarch
The good news, Gav has discovered the reason and fixed it
lovely_lady
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The title of this post made me laugh so much smile
Henry
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LMFAO
Guest
Lurker
Quote by nicola
The good news, Gav has discovered the reason and fixed it


Faulty elastic?
SweetPenny
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I had to go Lush-free for several hours. I started having some withdrawal symptoms.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
The last message I sent was pretty creepy too right before the site went down. Not being able to see the reaction was driving me nuts! I had faith it would be up in no time though. Nice work.
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by nicola
The good news, Gav has discovered the reason and fixed it


Let me guess how...duct tape???

Btw, I was rather concerned last night especially considering some of the forum posts recently about the end of the world coming soon...
I figure if the world does end, it will happen first right here in the Lush forum...

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Remington
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Quote by SweetPenny
I had to go Lush-free for several hours. I started having some withdrawal symptoms.


Same here. I had to resort to Facebook. FACEBOOK!

On another note, seems like Gav put a stop to the world ending, or at least delayed a little longer.
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myself
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: )
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
Dontholien
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I thought there was something wrong with my laptop to start with but after cursing it a few times and cursing it didnt fix so i had to go to work without having my lush fix. I was very distressed
gav
Code Monkey
Quote by DirtyMartini

Btw, if anyone can put a stop to the world ending, it's Gav...I have the uttmost faith...
He probably just has to change some code or something...


Undeserved faith, but appreciated.

Consider Lush a four line highway. Under normal operation the four lanes are full of cars (your requests) and everyones moving along nicely. Now yesterday, as the site load is growing the system thought it would be a good idea to add an extra lane. However to do this it required to stop all the traffic, just for a few milliseconds.

These Lush drivers were having none of it, beeping their horn and shaking their first. No matter what, the cars kept coming. In the end, the system gave up trying and halted. The cars came to an abrupt halt as far as the eye could see.

During a quiet time, I manually added a few extra lanes to ensure capacity in the future. Happy driving....



PS. I dont know what this signifies, just had to try one of the new emoticons.
gav
Code Monkey
btw, has anyone seen the Twitter fail whale before?



if anyone could produce me a suitable one for lush, i'll put it up biggrin
Catnip
Internet Sensation
Quote by gav



PS. I dont know what this signifies, just had to try one of the new emoticons.




A good day at work?
TopThis
Removalist
Lush Stories is over capacity.
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Quote by nicola
The good news, Gav has discovered the reason and fixed it


Faulty elastic?


my laugh started of a chuckle then went into a full blown -
gav
Code Monkey
Quote by TopThis
Lush Stories is over capacity.



Nice work TT. You took the filthy image I had for a whale and replaced it with something sensible.
TopThis
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Edit: wrong picture

TopThis
Removalist
Quote by gav
Nice work TT. You took the filthy image I had for a whale and replaced it with something sensible.




Naughty I tell you, naughty!
BigDaddyRich
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Well we all need updating and maintaince every once in a while.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

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shadowcat
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Sorry guys all my fault.
i knew my chat was hot but i didn't realise i could shut down a whole website!