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READ THIS YOU GODDAMNED BASTARDS BEFORE YOU SUBMIT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING STORY!

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and YES. I will reject stories like this. without remorse or guilt or compassion. just be glad i don't start publically shaming you. don't push your luck!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Annnd if public shaming is my kink I SHOULD submit fragment stories?

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and YES. I will reject stories like this. without remorse or guilt or compassion. just be glad i don't start publically shaming you. don't push your luck!

Que Dick Dale playing surf guitar 'Miserlou'

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Que Dick Dale playing surf guitar 'Miserlou'

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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What about a 10001 word magnum opus that ends with TO BE CONTINUED just before it finally gets to the first sex scene? Which is a flash?

🤪

Then they fucked. It was alright.

-The End

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What about a 10001 word magnum opus that ends with TO BE CONTINUED just before it finally gets to the first sex scene? Which is a flash?

🤪

I'm grabbing my popcorn and a comfy seat to watch the consequences of y'all poking Spriticus. You do know, as a hobby mind you, Sprite commands a league of ninja cats. 😈

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I'm grabbing my popcorn and a comfy seat to watch the consequences of y'all poking Spriticus. You do know, as a hobby mind you, Sprite commands a league of ninja cats. 😈

If I die by ninja cat it would simply be fulfilling the prophecy of that old gypsy woman all those years ago…

How about I go in and start "editing" all your stories? ALL of them.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I'm living dangerously and submitting (I think, it needs one more read-through) a story.😲 Hopefully, someone other than Rach mods it.

(Don't worry it's like 4K words and there's plenty of sex. And I decided not to leave it open for a sequel, though the option was there.)

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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How about I go in and start "editing" all your stories? ALL of them.

If you're offering editing services....just sayin' 😜

Am I a good witch, or a bad witch? History will decide

Lord knows, all my stories could do with some spritely sexing up. And there'd be brownies after.

Starting to smell like 2010 in here. 😎

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.