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Lush will no longer be serving cocktails after 10pm.

thanks for your understanding and adherence.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

*Runs off to make an announcement about a new Lush titty bar that does serve drinks after 10pm*
*races to be the first in line when it opens*
Quote by sprite
Lush will no longer be serving cocktails after 10pm.

thanks for your understanding and adherence.



Sprite, have you ever ridden a motorcycle nekkid? Cause, you might be a candidate for having done so. Cocktails, beer, non-tax paid liquor is usually involved.





Damn, then Damon won't be bombing us w/ dope content.







Is that Eastern Time or Alaska Time? LOL!
Quote by laura
*Runs off to make an announcement about a new Lush titty bar that does serve drinks after 10pm*


Laura, I'm always up for a trip to the titty bar! ;)
It’s a lie. We never close
I dont have a problem with no cocktails... I certainly cant afford those and I would likely fall over after 2... but if the lager stops flowing I am off!
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George Thorogood


You're lovely.
Quote by sprite
Lush will no longer be serving cocktails after 10pm.

thanks for your understanding and adherence.


Nonsense! You can suck a beer (or whatever) through a mask, no reason to close. Two benefits; your beer (or whatever) is suction-filtered for purity and your mask is then alcohol-impregnated for better performance...

OK, time to get really serious!!

I just published a new story, https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/pussy-time-2 It's a Flash with a humorous twist and, of course, hot sex. So quick, fun read. Hope you enjoy!

Then there's https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/naked-and-afraid A wife is home alone when two criminals break in to rob her. She's afraid and that's when it gets interesting A super story full of great sex, with a BDSM slant, that will hold your interest.

If you enjoy either, please comment. My ego needs a boost, ha! Thanks.

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It's always before 10pm somewhere


Spoken like a true genius! Can I buy you a drink?

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The Last Dance - Part 4 & Part 5

The Last Dance is a love story, but not your ordinary love story. I’d love for people to check it out. Thanks! 🥰

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New micro: Another Man’s Wife

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Spoken like a true genius! Can I buy you a drink?


Absolutely! I'll have a French Seventy-five, please

(and the next round is on me)

I'll just go home after ten and make my own cocktails.