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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
1. Please eat your fruits and veggies. they're good for you. also, in times of crisis, they can be used to masturbate - girls, cucumbers and bananas or, in a pinch, zucchini. guys, melons. here's a how to for those curious:

Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop!

A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!

2. if someone dies in the middle of your sex scene, think twice before submitting it - my mods will probably send it back.

3. we need more tentacle stories. in fact, it's going to be a requirement that writers send in at least one before the end of the year or their accounts will be suspended for a period of 1 month. don't be that writer. send more tentacle porn!

4. be kind to each other. i know this is stressful times, but hey, let's take a moment to breath and be kind to each other, here and out there. it's pretty easy and it feels good and you usually get it back.

that's it for now. probably do a few more of these, just to sort of help get everyone thru their day. it's hard times - you're either bored, worried, working too hard in scary conditions, going crazy, or a combination of any of those. we all are. let's make this an escape from the outside world for a little bit - a little sexy is good for all of us. keep it sexy, lushies!

love to all of you,

Sprite/Rachel

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by sprite

2. if someone dies in the middle of your sex scene, think twice before submitting it - my mods will probably send it back.



how is one supposed to write a vampire story if no one ever dies
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Dude. Fruits and veggies are alive, and it is wildly irresponsible for you to suggest we "buy" them and fuck them without ever getting their consent. They have feelings too.

Also, I killed off the entire planet in my last story. You kicking me offa Lush for that?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


how is one supposed to write a vampire story if no one ever dies


you can kill all the characters you wish, just don't do it while they're having sex is all - we really don't care for snuff stories. it's in the TOS smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
Dude. Fruits and veggies are alive, and it is wildly irresponsible for you to suggest we "buy" them and fuck them without ever getting their consent. They have feelings too.

Also, I killed off the entire planet in my last story. You kicking me offa Lush for that?


when did i say you didn't need consent? always have a conversation with your fruits and veggies and also, i would suggest an agreed upon safe word.

only kicking you if you killed it off while having sex with it - new category, btw - Planet Sex!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Verbal
Dude. Fruits and veggies are alive


That's not how plants work...

Edit: I misunderstood. Never-mind.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by sprite


you can kill all the characters you wish, just don't do it while they're having sex is all - we really don't care for snuff stories. it's in the TOS smile


So I can't have a vampire fucking a wurgin and right before she cums he can't bite her on the neck and suck her dry within a cunt-hair of her life so that the turning process may begin like in every vampire story... She will have to die to turn. Either he turns her or drains her completely. Both end in a dead wurgin.

You are stripping vampire writers of their rights. You're defanging them.

Disgraceful.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Isn't tentacle sex ? And isn't there a rule against ? Just asking cuz that's about the only rule I haven't been accused of breaking, and I might want a complete set!
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Magical_felix
So I can't have a vampire fucking a wurgin and right before she cums he can't bite her on the neck and suck her dry within a cunt-hair of her life so that the turning process may begin like in every vampire story... She will have to die to turn. Either he turns her or drains her completely. Both end in a dead wurgin.

You are stripping vampire writers of their rights. You're defanging them.

Disgraceful.


Actually, that works for me. Sounds pretty hot...
Meagananne1986
Sexy Seductive Siren
Dicks are tentacles. I've seen some that sure look that way and you're thinking - You're NOT putting THAT in me!! Some guys are really endowed for sure.
Meagan
Unknown User
Quote by Meagananne1986
Dicks are tentacles. I've seen some that sure look that way and you're thinking - You're NOT putting THAT in me!! Some guys are really endowed for sure.


You've been with dudes who have prehensile dicks that can grab things?

Now I really feel inadequate.EuPfee6hZYGHbStM
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


So I can't have a vampire fucking a wurgin and right before she cums he can't bite her on the neck and suck her dry within a cunt-hair of her life so that the turning process may begin like in every vampire story... She will have to die to turn. Either he turns her or drains her completely. Both end in a dead wurgin.

You are stripping vampire writers of their rights. You're defanging them.

Disgraceful.


that's not killing them, it's just changing them - the undead are still alive - how dare you suggest differently! it's bigotry! what are you, liveist? vamphobic? really, you disappoint me with your attitude towards our undead breathren.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Beffer
Isn't tentacle sex ? And isn't there a rule against ? Just asking cuz that's about the only rule I haven't been accused of breaking, and I might want a complete set!


not if the tentacles belong to a sentient being.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by sprite


that's not killing them, it's just changing them - the undead are still alive - how dare you suggest differently! it's bigotry! what are you, liveist? vamphobic? really, you disappoint me with your attitude towards our undead breathren.


Wrong, wrong.

Quote by Wikipedia: Undead
The undead are beings in mythology, legend, or fiction that are deceased but behave as if they were alive. A common example of an undead being is a corpse reanimated by supernatural forces, by the application of either the deceased's own life force or that of another being (such as a demon).

The undead may be incorporeal like ghosts, or corporeal like vampires and zombies. The undead are featured in the belief systems of most cultures, and appear in many works of fantasy and horror fiction. The term is also occasionally used for putative non-supernatural cases of re-animation, from early experiments like Robert E. Cornish's to future sciences such as chemical brain preservation and cryonics.
Meagananne1986
Sexy Seductive Siren
Death is an illusion! We are essentially bundles of energy. The first law of thermodynamics, also known as Law of Conservation of Energy, states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed; energy can only be transferred or changed from one form to another. ... In other words, energy cannot be created or destroyed. So the essence of who we is not destroyed. It doesn't disappear. Our energy is around somewhere. If it is transferred to another body, that body is in essence the new us.
Meagan
Unknown User
From tentacle sex to thermodynamic immortality. That sure escalated quickly.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by sprite


not if the tentacles belong to a sentient being.


Soooo... if I write a story about a girl having sex with Mister Ed, it's okay?
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Beffer


Soooo... if I write a story about a girl having sex with Mister Ed, it's okay?


Not if she kills him.
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by Beffer


Soooo... if I write a story about a girl having sex with Mister Ed, it's okay?


Did Mister Ed ever get to leave that stall?
Meagananne1986
Sexy Seductive Siren
Quote by seeker4
From tentacle sex to thermodynamic immortality. That sure escalated quickly.


Just trying to show that Sprite is right. Vampires, Zombies, etc. are alive and sentient beings

Just my take as humble physics major
Meagan
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Meagananne1986
Death is an illusion! We are essentially bundles of energy. The first law of thermodynamics, also known as Law of Conservation of Energy, states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed; energy can only be transferred or changed from one form to another. ... In other words, energy cannot be created or destroyed. So the essence of who we is not destroyed. It doesn't disappear. Our energy is around somewhere. If it is transferred to another body, that body is in essence the new us.


So... Even killing a person isn't really "killing" a person by this definition. Awesome, time for some Marquis de Sade type energy transfers.
fog43
Lost in my own mystique
Quote by Buz


Did Mister Ed ever get to leave that stall?


Why do you think he kept crying out "Willllburrrr!" Could he have been receiving a tentacle hand job from a vampire behind the barn door?
CuriousAnnie
Best down-under
Quote by sprite


3. we need more tentacle stories. in fact, it's going to be a requirement that writers send in at least one before the end of the year or their accounts will be suspended for a period of 1 month. don't be that writer. send more tentacle porn!

Sprite/Rachel


My apologies for seeking this clarification at Easter.

But I take it that a story (The End Begins to be precise) that involves Annie being more than a little Curious and, on Halloween, having tentacle sex with the devil, setting a high water mark for humanity's orgasmic ecstasy, getting pregnant with the Anti-Christ and leaving that sex scene in the company of the Four Horsemen (well women actually) of the Apocalypse thereby signalling the end of the world meets my tentacle sex story obligations ... for eternity.

God knows I would be such a naughty girl if I could cum up with a annual tentacle sex plot. And there can only be one NaughtyAnnie on Lush.


Annie (not naughty just curious.)

Do check out my latest story:

Festive Flash competition: The Ghost of Christmas Past

And my other stories, including 5 EPs, 24 RR's, and 15 competition top 10's including my pride competition winner: On Oxford Street, This Gay Girl Found Pride While Playing With Balls
adele
Weaver of Words
Quote by sprite
3. we need more tentacle stories. in fact, it's going to be a requirement that writers send in at least one before the end of the year or their accounts will be suspended for a period of 1 month. don't be that writer. send more tentacle porn!

I did one at the end of last year, Rach... will that still count?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by adele

I did one at the end of last year, Rach... will that still count?


good enough i my book! you may stay on the island. you and Annie. the rest of them, tho, are getting voted. off.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
RejectReality
Testing The Waters.
I actually have a tentacle story in the pipeline, but it's chronologically indisposed at the moment, because I need to finish the next in the series first. I didn't leave any wiggle room to change the order of the stories at the end of the last one.
Wilful
Devil's Advocate
Whatever, you tentacle freaks. The main point here is that Sprite just saved me a hundred bucks on a Fleshlight.

...Although I got the timing wrong with my finger, so when I came, the suction shot my junk clear across the room with such force it cracked a window. So with the glazier, I'm now down about $350.
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill.
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Quote by sprite
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get! You'll start to get a hard-on whenever you walk past a fruit shop!

A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!


That gives a whole new meaning to the term 'melon baller'...

Watermelons are more the tradition in the Southern US, but southern boys tend to be big, strapping fellows who can easily hold the heavy watermelons for the 20 to 30 seconds required. The guys that use them lengthwise are just showing off.

Either way, I would think it would make the melon taste odd.

Rachel, exactly how did you acquire such an intimate knowledge of this pastime?