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how do i become a greeter

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2muchass
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i would like to become a greeter for new lush members. How do you?
nicola
Matriarch
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Hi Mariah - we are trialling a system at the moment, and will see how it goes for a month or so, before implementing it on a larger scale.

We'll keep you in mind! Most of all we are looking for friendly, outgoing and helpful people, who have a little spare time each week. You will need to have been on the site for at least 6 months to have proven you are trustworthy and the right kind of person.

DM - yes, the name for the role will not be called greeters...
clum
Clumeleon
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Quote by nicola
Most of all we are looking for friendly, outgoing and helpful people, who have a little spare time each week.


Damn! I guess I'm out then.
nicola
Matriarch
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Ok, friendly and helpful it is!
legallyme
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i really appreciated the greeting mine was from someone named chefkathleen. it was really nice and made me feel all warm and welcome! thanks lush!
Shylass
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When I first joined, I had some random Irish bloke with a girly name IMing me and not letting me get a word in edgeways until my backside took root to the computer chair, and now I can never leave until I get booted out.
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Buz
The Linebacker
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I think DirtyMartini has already been drafted to be a greeter!

WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
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DM, I think you and I and a few select others, should play to our strengths & concentrate on becoming official Lush grifters, instead.
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Frank
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Hello!

Now ask how do they know you arrived?

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Guest
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i really appreciated the greeting mine was from someone named chefkathleen. it was really nice and made me feel all warm and welcome! thanks lush!


I like to make people feel all warm and wet. I mean warm and fuzzy.raeBmuur8U1n0gWJ
legallyme
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Quote by chefkathleen


I like to make people feel all warm and wet. I mean warm and fuzzy.bC47s0OUbxg8sazY


THANKS SO MUCH!! YOU SUCCEEDED FOR SURE!!
Buz
The Linebacker
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I like to make people feel all warm and wet. I mean warm and fuzzy.JvvXIHFw9mpdf4jy


ChefK you make me feel warm and fuzzy, especially fuzzy!!!!
Guest
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I have nothing but time now that I am retired!
adele
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I would LOVE to be a greeter. I do it all the time in the forums and in the chat rooms. Would love to make it official.
overmykneenow
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Ok, friendly and helpful it is!


That's me out then, twice
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RumpleForeskin
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Some of us might be more suited to being bouncers rather than greeters. Nothing too rough, you understand. We'd just guide them over to Rumplations and let the ambiance do the rest.

Just a thought.

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stuart1975
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Some of us might be more suited to being bouncers rather than greeters. Nothing too rough, you understand. We'd just guide them over to Rumplations and let the ambiance do the rest.

Just a thought.

Lol what would you do? Rumple their feathers?
BabydollSlave
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well i followed the cookie crumbs left by simplyjohn and this post is over two years old...sigh...okay they was a link but still cookies are better!

crushing my hopes of being a greeter or finding more cookies
my newest :)
Guest
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I thinks it a good idea