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i would like to become a greeter for new lush members. How do you?
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Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
I didn't even know we had greeters...this is not Walmart btw...
You can start by greeting me, I'm sort of new...well, been here less than three years anyway....
You can start by greeting me, I'm sort of new...well, been here less than three years anyway....
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Matriarch
Hi Mariah - we are trialling a system at the moment, and will see how it goes for a month or so, before implementing it on a larger scale.
We'll keep you in mind! Most of all we are looking for friendly, outgoing and helpful people, who have a little spare time each week. You will need to have been on the site for at least 6 months to have proven you are trustworthy and the right kind of person.
DM - yes, the name for the role will not be called greeters...
We'll keep you in mind! Most of all we are looking for friendly, outgoing and helpful people, who have a little spare time each week. You will need to have been on the site for at least 6 months to have proven you are trustworthy and the right kind of person.
DM - yes, the name for the role will not be called greeters...
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Most of all we are looking for friendly, outgoing and helpful people, who have a little spare time each week.
Damn! I guess I'm out then.
Matriarch
Ok, friendly and helpful it is!
Active Ink Slinger
i really appreciated the greeting mine was from someone named chefkathleen. it was really nice and made me feel all warm and welcome! thanks lush!
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When I first joined, I had some random Irish bloke with a girly name IMing me and not letting me get a word in edgeways until my backside took root to the computer chair, and now I can never leave until I get booted out.
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DM, I think you and I and a few select others, should play to our strengths & concentrate on becoming official Lush grifters, instead.
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Active Ink Slinger
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I like to make people feel all warm and wet. I mean warm and fuzzy.OAFR5ILqKIWRxl8k
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I like to make people feel all warm and wet. I mean warm and fuzzy.ZIZ2VNlK5KaN836j
ChefK you make me feel warm and fuzzy, especially fuzzy!!!!
Active Ink Slinger
Let me once again express my eternal gratitude to Dirty Martini for recruiting, yes recruiting me to Lush back in 2009. He had another name back then; something photographic. You were right DM - this site rocks!
And, might I add, I've been welcoming new people unofficially for years.......
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And, might I add, I've been welcoming new people unofficially for years.......
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I wouldn't mind being a greeter, would be fun ^^
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I would LOVE to be a greeter. I do it all the time in the forums and in the chat rooms. Would love to make it official.
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Ok, friendly and helpful it is!
That's me out then, twice
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Some of us might be more suited to being bouncers rather than greeters. Nothing too rough, you understand. We'd just guide them over to Rumplations and let the ambiance do the rest.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
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Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by RumpleForeskinLol what would you do? Rumple their feathers?
Some of us might be more suited to being bouncers rather than greeters. Nothing too rough, you understand. We'd just guide them over to Rumplations and let the ambiance do the rest.
Just a thought.
Active Ink Slinger
well i followed the cookie crumbs left by simplyjohn and this post is over two years old...sigh...okay they was a link but still cookies are better!
crushing my hopes of being a greeter
or finding more cookies
crushing my hopes of being a greeter
or finding more cookies my newest :)
