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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Hey there - starting a new feature called 'get abused by a drunk mod'. all you have to do is post something in here and either i, or one of my volunteers will swing by at some point in time and abuse you. enjoy!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
Quote by sprite
Hey there - starting a new feature called 'get abused by a drunk mod'. all you have to do is post something in here and either i, or one of my volunteers will swing by at some point in time and abuse you. enjoy!



Ooooh, ooooh! Where do I sign up???
curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
Quote by KatieElizabeth
I don't get this. I'm never drunk when I log in here



I totally believe you, Katie
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by curvygalore



Ooooh, ooooh! Where do I sign up???


did you even read the post? what is wrong with you? you simply post something here and someone comes along and abuses the shit out of you. is english like your third language? does anything that isn't all consonants like alien hierogplyphics? your people make shit beer, shit mead, and shit in peat bogs, and ya can't dance, ya wee jakey bampot mofo - see? even the scots have way better curses than you! and further more, you wouldn't know a comma splice if it bit you on the ass.

ps. the UK isn't even a real country - it's more like a trash heap that no one wanted to take credit for.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by KatieElizabeth
I don't get this. I'm never drunk when I log in here



don't even get me started. i'm not drunk enough. yet.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
KatieElizabeth
English Rose
Quote by sprite


don't even get me started. i'm not drunk enough. yet.


"Not drunk enough." See, that's exactly my point. Like me, you're obviously totally sober every time you're here. Paragons of virtue, you and me both xxx
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curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
Quote by sprite


did you even read the post? what is wrong with you? you simply post something here and someone comes along and abuses the shit out of you. is english like your third language? does anything that isn't all consonants like alien hierogplyphics? your people make shit beer, shit mead, and shit in peat bogs, and ya can't dance, ya wee jakey bampot mofo - see? even the scots have way better curses than you! and further more, you wouldn't know a comma splice if it bit you on the ass.

ps. the UK isn't even a real country - it's more like a trash heap that no one wanted to take credit for.


*swoons*
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by KatieElizabeth


"Not drunk enough." See, that's exactly my point. Like me, you're obviously totally sober every time you're here. Paragons of virtue, you and me both xxx


give me a bottle of tequila and about 30 minutes and that could change, cheese-breath.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
Quote by KatieElizabeth


"Not drunk enough." See, that's exactly my point. Like me, you're obviously totally sober every time you're here. Paragons of virtue, you and me both xxx


Does that make me a paragon of vice? *looks thrilled*
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by curvygalore


Does that make me a paragon of vice? *looks thrilled*


well, a pair of something... *oogles your boobs and inapropriatly fondles your bum*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
Quote by sprite


well, a pair of something... *oogles your boobs and inapropriatly fondles your bum*


I like this kind of abuse even more!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by curvygalore


I like this kind of abuse even more!


i think you're having trouble getting into the spirit of this, Ms Galore.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by sprite


don't even get me started. i'm not drunk enough. yet.


You people haven't approved any of my stories in over seven years, where may I lodge a complaint?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Didn't Monty Python come up with this bit like 4 or 5 decades ago?? Jeez, Sprite... can't you think up ANYTHING original?!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by BethanyFrasier
Didn't Monty Python come up with this bit like 4 or 5 decades ago?? Jeez, Sprite... can't you think up ANYTHING original?!


they didn't do it drunk, you dumb, big titted bimbo. btw, it's BE abused by drunk mod - NOT abuse a drunk mod. can't get anything right, can you, Dykey McDykeface.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by WellMadeMale


You people haven't approved any of my stories in over seven years, where may I lodge a complaint?


i'll get you a butt hurt form and you can lodge it up your fat ass. everything you're written in the past 7 years has been shit. the dead rat in the corner of our garage can write better porn than you, you old bastard.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
Fuck you.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
Fuck you.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Basically like any other thread.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by noll
Basically like any other thread.


To quote Melisa; "fuck you." (i love emojis - all you gotta do is post one at the end of any statement, no matter how fucked up, and it makes it ok).

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by sprite


To quote Melisa; "fuck you." (i love emojis - all you gotta do is post one at the end of any statement, no matter how fucked up, and it makes it ok).



===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
kylie_kained
Detention Seeker
Quote by noll
Basically like any other thread.


But how long is that?
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by kylie_kained


But how long is that?


Not sure we're supposed to have discussions here. Just here to get abused.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Thus spake, The Right Rev Rumple:

When contemplating the drunken mods of Lush, a passage from the Good Book (as revised and annotated by me), seems appropriate.

From chapter 31 of 'The Proverbial Book'

10 Who can find a virtuous drunken moderator? for their price is far above rubies.

11 The hearts of their story submitters doth safely trust in them, so that they shall have no need of sucking up.

12 These mods will do them good and hard all the days of their lives

Anyway, that's what the Rev had to say.
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Guest
Lurker
Damn drunk mods should be more fucking CONSISTENT. Just saying.
Burquette
Bug
Quote by noll
Basically like any other thread.


You gotta shit on every fucking thing, noll? And your username is stupid.

(Best. Thread. Ever! )
Burquette
Bug
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Thus spake, The Right Rev Rumple:

When contemplating the drunken mods of Lush, a passage from the Good Book (as revised and annotated by me), seems appropriate.

From chapter 31 of 'The Proverbial Book'

10 Who can find a virtuous drunken moderator? for their price is far above rubies.

11 The hearts of their story submitters doth safely trust in them, so that they shall have no need of sucking up.

12 These mods will do them good and hard all the days of their lives

Anyway, that's what the Rev had to say.



Amen. Hallelujah. Praise the Rump.

And fuck you! (snicker)
Burquette
Bug
Quote by oceanrunner
Damn drunk mods should be more fucking CONSISTENT. Just saying.


Kiss my ass. Don't fall in.

( )
Miss_Michelle
Active Ink Slinger
Never was abused by drunk mod unless she was drunk at the time. I have been harassed and made fun of by one. All I was trying to do was have fun. I never caused problems or always abide by the rules of the mods and showed them respect.