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Clum's Golden Giveaway - Part 1

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NicolasBelvoir
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Oh dear, I'm Clueless. Well, I'm sure I will say three very dull things as soon as I open my mouth, badly done indeed! So here they are:

Pride and Promiscuity

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man of good fortune must be in want of some hot young pussy.

Sense and Sexuality

"Goodnight, my dear girls," said Mrs Dashwood, "candles out!"

Elinor blew hers out, and heard a squelching sound emanating from Marianne's bed.

Mansfeeled Pork

"Fanny Price?"

"Three shillings and sixpence, if you please, sir."
clum
Clumeleon
The winner will be announced later today.
clum
Clumeleon
Thank you to everyone who took part. I hope that you enjoyed it - I certainly got a lot of laughs out of it.

The winner, with 7 points out of a possible 8 is...

Jen

Honorable mentions:

With 6 points each, WannabeWordsmith and sprite

With 5 points each, tams_back_yay, Gillianleeza and NicolasBelvoir

Thanks again for playing. Part 2 of the giveaway is still open HERE!


The game was inspired by Jane Austen's Emma, by the way.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by clum
Thank you to everyone who took part. I hope that you enjoyed it - I certainly got a lot of laughs out of it.

The winner, with 7 points out of a possible 8 is...

Jen

Honorable mentions:

With 6 points each, WannabeWordsmith and sprite

With 5 points each, tams_back_yay, Gillianleeza and NicolasBelvoir

Thanks again for playing. Part 2 of the giveaway is still open HERE!




totally bitter.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by clum
Thank you to everyone who took part. I hope that you enjoyed it - I certainly got a lot of laughs out of it.

The winner, with 7 points out of a possible 8 is...

Jen

Honorable mentions:

With 6 points each, WannabeWordsmith and sprite

With 5 points each, tams_back_yay, Gillianleeza and NicolasBelvoir

Thanks again for playing. Part 2 of the giveaway is still open HERE!


The game was inspired by Jane Austen's Emma, by the way.



I guess mine were too clever for you ;)


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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I guess mine were too clever for you ;)


go with that if it makes you feel better...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by noll
I guess mine were too clever for you ;)


*checks notes*

noll - 2 points - 1 for something very dull + bonus point because I looked it up
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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*checks notes*

noll - 2 points - 1 for something very dull + bonus point because I looked it up


But you seem to have missed the second part. "Select all" is your friend.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
clum
Clumeleon
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But you seem to have missed the second part. "Select all" is your friend.


Yawn.

3 points then, for two dull things and a lookup.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Yawn.

3 points then, for two dull things and a lookup.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
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Jen
Charming as fuck
Quote by clum
Thank you to everyone who took part. I hope that you enjoyed it - I certainly got a lot of laughs out of it.

The winner, with 7 points out of a possible 8 is...

Jen




Yay

Thank you so much, Clum, this was a lot of fun.

*Adds 'clever' and 'hilarious' to my CV*


So, obvs I don't need a gold, but there are a few people on this thread who don't have one. I took each name as they posted (Lakeshore, Grusha, Oli, Nicolas and Icarus), assigned 1-5 values and used a random number generator on my phone, which ended with a 3.

So Oli, thanks for joining in, and I'd like to gift the gold to you smile
clum
Clumeleon
The deed is done. Congrats, Oli.