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See? That's what happens to humans when they get older. The foreplay starts to take over…
I've always been inordinately fond of foreplay so not sure getting older is the issue.
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
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Ah, at least I'm not the only one who struggles with that. My love of plot and character is making it harder and harder to just get to the fucking.
sometime when i get to the end of a story and it's too long i think 'i could just edit out the sex scene and it would fit. lol seriously, though, i tend to either write stories drenched with sex or ones where it's just kind of insterted in there so that it belongs on lush 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
See? That's what happens to humans when they get older. The foreplay starts to take over…
Now, Polar Bears, OTOH…
polar bears are celebate? yeah, i've heard that too.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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polar bears are celebate? yeah, i've heard that too.
They are not, but they can spell celibate. 😉
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
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They are not, but they can spell celibate. 😉
snorts not like i'm a writer. blame grammarly. they wanted to make it 'celebrate'
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I hate Grammarly. Last I checked, I had 121 suggested improvements on my Noir story. 
And it's prejudice against all my ellipsis.
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I hate Grammarly. Last I checked, I had 121 suggested improvements on my Noir story.
you do know that for every ellipsis you use a tree dies, right?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I hate Grammarly. Last I checked, I had 121 suggested improvements on my Noir story.
You deserve a medal or something. I once checked 122 words I had written and Grammarly pointed out 136 things!
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You deserve a medal or something. I once checked 122 words I had written and Grammarly pointed out 136 things!
Hahaha! Now that deserves a medal!
I think Lush should have a comp for worst-written story. That would be fun!!!
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polar bears are celebate? yeah, i've heard that too.
Almost. Polar Bears are celebrated…and with good reason!
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Quote by krystalg
You deserve a medal or something. I once checked 122 words I had written and Grammarly pointed out 136 things!
Did smoke start coming out of your monitor? I would guess the dear gremlins are Gramma's Lee HATE the writers at Lush.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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I think Lush should have a comp for worst-written story. That would be fun!!!
Yeah, but who could we get to judge it?
I know! Let's make anyone who has won or placed in more than 3 comps be the judges!
Yeah, that's the ticket…(heh heh heh heh)
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Yeah, but who could we get to judge it?
I know! Let's make anyone who has won or placed in more than 3 comps be the judges!
Yeah, that's the ticket…(heh heh heh heh)
Bear, I just wonder if there'd be squabbling in that comp too over who won. Ha! Probably.
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Bear, I just wonder if there'd be squabbling in that comp too over who won. Ha! Probably.
Yeah, who was the Best Worst!
Humans.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Soooooo... when's the next comp?
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Soooooo... when's the next comp?
Sakes, wummin. Gimme a second here, lol.
It will probably be a couple of weeks before it's up. Expecting that one to run until late November.
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Sakes, wummin. Gimme a second here, lol.
It will probably be a couple of weeks before it's up. Expecting that one to run until late November.
Okay... okay... I'll try to be patient and keep my panties on
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Okay... okay... I'll try to be patient and keep my panties on
That'll be a first!
Just sayin'…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Quote by Jen
Sakes, wummin. Gimme a second here, lol.
It will probably be a couple of weeks before it's up. Expecting that one to run until late November.
good, since i just realized that 10k might not be enough this time around...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Well ... 10K not enough for me either and the story will feel rushed if I cut and I wanna keep all 5 of my characters, plus add in an Epilogue. Sooooo... gonna split this one into two 6K parts and consider it a practice run for the Noir comp.
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Well ... 10K not enough for me either and the story will feel rushed if I cut and I wanna keep all 5 of my characters, plus add in an Epilogue. Sooooo... gonna split this one into two 6K parts and consider it a practice run for the Noir comp.
cut out the sex and it'll fit... just a suggestion. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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cut out the sex and it'll fit... just a suggestion.
I had a girlfriend in high school who suggested just that…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
