Quote by MadMartigan
I have no inspiration right now......but, a $250 incentive can grease some wheels.
3,500 will be a challenge though.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
3.5k??? fuck. how the hell do you write anything under 9k? totally screwed here. thanks a lot, boss. i hate you.
(it's for your own good!). 
Quote by SITTING
What an awesome idea! Can't say I have any plans to enter but I look forward to reading the entries.
Quote by Magical_felix
I'll enter if you enter too.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
i'll enter if you both enter. and send me $40 each. and buy me an island.
Quote by Magical_felix
You know, it would be awesome in the comps if it was bracket style. With quarter-finals, semi-finals and a grand final. One on one elimination. Like me breezing over you in the quarters to barely edge out SITTING in the semis to make it to the final to beat the best of the rest. That would be rad.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
it would be fun to crush you like a grape before you even got out of the gate, actually. i'm all over this idea.
Quote by Magical_felix
That's cute. It's good to have dreams young Rachel. If you reach for the stars you might touch the sky.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
and if you have dreams, maybe one day you'll touch an actual live woman. not the sex dolls that you usually are touching. btw, i looked them up online - the realisitc ones? those things are expensive!
Quote by Magical_felix
You see, this is the kind of predictable writing that holds you back in these comps and especially against me. You go for a, frankly, lame and unbelievable joke then expose yourself by letting me know you've been doing this type of sex doll research. You better up your game if you're entering this comp.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
sorry. i am currently role-playing a guy as research for a story i'm doing - just got carried away at trying to be as realistic as possible. BOOBS!
Quote by simplyjohn
I am far tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy focusing on the Attention Whore competition .. which I might add is in the bag I predict .. my profile view count has gone up 3 in 24 hours since I posted new images in my profile image gallery of my huge tackle.
So I will stand aside on this and give other less experienced authors a chance.
), it's probably safest to standardize and use the word counter in MS word (or Pages on Macs). 
Quote by Milik_the_Red
Laughs. Well I can tell you that a couple of words does make a difference! I had to cut out 'timidly' and 'Bucks' from my story to hit 3500 on the dot. I want my words back!!!
That's a joke, obviously. No one but me would miss them in the story, but it did prove difficult getting the story closed properly right at 3500. Having such limits really does add to the difficulty. You either under write and miss an opportunity at development or you end up having a noticeably abrupt ending. I think I managed to balance it pretty well.
Quote by Magical_felix
Really? Shit, I'm gonna have to add some filler to mine to make it that freakin long. 3,500??? Fuck!
Quote by nicola
Nice plug Milik, you're getting the hang of this!
Quote by Milik_the_Red
Damn. Most of mine can't fit under 5000. In the words of Mark Twain. Once I start writing, I'm too lazy to stop.
Quote by Magical_felix
Calm down, talking about how big your stories are. It's not how long your story is, it's how they read it.
NOOOOO!!! 
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