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Unlucky fellas....
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Sexy Mormon
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I have it on good authority that Mormon girls put out...well...great.
*nods nods nods*
*nods nods nods*
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Ahem...polygamy. Need I say more?
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Aren't there quite a lot of mormons out in the midwest?
Looks like Utah is the largest by far http://www.adherents.com/largecom/com_lds.html
Looks like Utah is the largest by far http://www.adherents.com/largecom/com_lds.html
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Utah's got most of 'em for the U.S., but there are branches all over the world.
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Ahem...polygamy. Need I say more?
my thoughts exactly.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Quote by ZafiaQuote by Arryn
Ahem...polygamy. Need I say more?
my thoughts exactly.....
Polygamy is actually just multiple spouses, of any gender. The Mormans practice polygyny (multiple wives).
I could never go for polygyny (multiple wives). I am not good at sharing my toys. ;D
Polyandry, (multiple husbands, one wife) on the other hand, I may consider.
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
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The Mormon pilot and copilot were on their final approach to an unfamiliar airport when the following conversation was overheard:
"Copilot, do you see that runway? I've never seen one so short before, you'd better give me full flaps!"
"Aye Sir, full flaps as ordered."
Just before touchdown the pilot again turns to his copilot, "Damn that's short! Standby to reverse thrust, lock down the brakes, and drop the stern anchor if you can find one, this is going to be a rough one!"
Moments later after a very abrupt and unpleasant landing, the pilot again exclaims, "Oh man, have you ever seen such a short runway?"
The copilot turns to his left, gazes into the distance, then turns to his right, then answers, "No sir....but isn't it wide!"
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She can't. She's a sexy mormon!!
"Copilot, do you see that runway? I've never seen one so short before, you'd better give me full flaps!"
"Aye Sir, full flaps as ordered."
Just before touchdown the pilot again turns to his copilot, "Damn that's short! Standby to reverse thrust, lock down the brakes, and drop the stern anchor if you can find one, this is going to be a rough one!"
Moments later after a very abrupt and unpleasant landing, the pilot again exclaims, "Oh man, have you ever seen such a short runway?"
The copilot turns to his left, gazes into the distance, then turns to his right, then answers, "No sir....but isn't it wide!"
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She can't. She's a sexy mormon!!
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"No sir....but isn't it wide!"
"It must be a mile wide!"