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Quote by DragonJLW


I was sitting on the sofa and watching Match Game on the Game Show Network until my best friend and roommate Michael Klugman came into the living room with this big box in his hands and placed on the coffee table.

And after I turned off the set and asked, "Dude, where did you get that from?", Mike looked at me with a smile and said, "I found it in the attic. I was up there looking for something to store my Playboys in and there it was."

And it made me become so curious that I decided to open the box and take a peek, only to have it shoot some sort of gas in my face.

And when I woke up, I took off my T-shirt and saw that I got tits!

That was before I saw Mike standing naked next to me and rubbing his cock.

But instead of asking him about what was going on, I had suddenly found myself slipping off my my blue jean shorts and pushing my finger into my pussy and towards my G-Spot.

Then, after I sucked on his dick, Mike rolled me over and shoved his cock into my ass.

At first, it hurt like a son of a bitch.

But that was before I realized that I liked getting fucked in the ass.

Then, after he turned me over again and started sucking my tits and fucking my pussy, I slapped my hands on his butt and let out such a loud scream.

When I woke up and saw that Mike was still sleeping next to me, I got out of bed and walked into the living room to see a note shoved under the door that said, "I left something behind in the move. Will get it later."
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Quote by Frank


After I was done with my chores, I walked into the barn,
Took off my shirt and laid myself down on some hay
Before I took a deep breath and fell into a deep sleep.

But that was before I felt something interrupting my sleep
Which made me open my eyes and see someone else in the barn
Without a top on and rolling around in the hay.

"I want you to do it! I want you to fuck me in all this hay!
And I want you to do it even if you feel like going back to sleep!",
Said Sue Ellen before we got ourselves naked inside that barn.

And after that fucking in the barn and on the hay, we went to sleep.


That was when I saw Erica in the backyard.

She was staring at me while she was removing her shorts.

Then, a wooden beam fell and snapped me to reality.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
"I have become comfortably numb" ...........Outro Solo
Quote by DragonJLW


When I woke up, I saw her getting herself dressed.

After I took a deep breath and asked, "Some New Year's Eve party last night, eh?", she looked at me, sighed and said, "So much for keeping that resolution."

But just as she was about to leave, I said, "Wait! I don't know your name!"

"That comes from gulping down those Budweisers at Times Square! My name's Nikki!", she said before she walked out of the room and I laid my hand on the forehead and said, "Trust me, Nikki. You're not kidding about what happens after gulping those Budweisers."
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney