Quote by DragonJLW
I was sitting on the sofa and watching Match Game on the Game Show Network until my best friend and roommate Michael Klugman came into the living room with this big box in his hands and placed on the coffee table.
And after I turned off the set and asked, "Dude, where did you get that from?", Mike looked at me with a smile and said, "I found it in the attic. I was up there looking for something to store my Playboys in and there it was."
And it made me become so curious that I decided to open the box and take a peek, only to have it shoot some sort of gas in my face.
And when I woke up, I took off my T-shirt and saw that I got tits!
That was before I saw Mike standing naked next to me and rubbing his cock.
But instead of asking him about what was going on, I had suddenly found myself slipping off my my blue jean shorts and pushing my finger into my pussy and towards my G-Spot.
Then, after I sucked on his dick, Mike rolled me over and shoved his cock into my ass.
At first, it hurt like a son of a bitch.
But that was before I realized that I liked getting fucked in the ass.
Then, after he turned me over again and started sucking my tits and fucking my pussy, I slapped my hands on his butt and let out such a loud scream.
When I woke up and saw that Mike was still sleeping next to me, I got out of bed and walked into the living room to see a note shoved under the door that said, "I left something behind in the move. Will get it later."