Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Camel Toes!

last reply
19 replies
3.0k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Seax
Active Ink Slinger
You say your mom won't invite you to Thanksgiving dinner cuz you didn't vote for Hillary?

Your friends won't ride in your car because you've always got Rush Limbaugh on?

You girlfriend kicked you to the curb cuz you said you thought Rachel Maddow was hot?

You tried to date a woman from work but all she talked about was Elizabeth Warren's next run for President?

Is that what's got you down, Bunkie?

Well Fuck That Shit!

Time to spend some quality time on a really fascinating and kewl topic.

Tanks are fun but they've been done.

Lets explore Camel Toes in depth! (Oh, yes! Pun very much intended!)

Post your fav Camel Toe pic and tell us why you like it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_toe

To get things off to a good start, here's what we're talking about direct from Wikipedia!
The people of The United States want socialism. The people of Venezuela want toilet paper.
A recent article in "The Miami Herald" reveals that the food shortages caused by the economic collapse in Venezuela have had at least one positive side effect. Whereas before Venezuelans were having problems being overrun by herds of wild burros (donkeys), they've solved the problem by eating them. Now they have no burros or toilet paper.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Not really a think tank topic, but with all the toxic spew in most of the threads, kind of a welcome relief. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Seax
Active Ink Slinger
To get things rolling, I like this one.

What could be better than a Camel Toe? Why a Blonde Camel Toe of course!

What could be better than a Blonde Camel Toe? Why, a Blonde Camel Toe from Canada of course!

DamonX might even like this one!
The people of The United States want socialism. The people of Venezuela want toilet paper.
A recent article in "The Miami Herald" reveals that the food shortages caused by the economic collapse in Venezuela have had at least one positive side effect. Whereas before Venezuelans were having problems being overrun by herds of wild burros (donkeys), they've solved the problem by eating them. Now they have no burros or toilet paper.
Seax
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite
Not really a think tank topic, but with all the toxic spew in most of the threads, kind of a welcome relief. smile



Please try to keep it on topic, Spritecus!

Step out of line one more time and you'll have to post a Camel Toe selfie. ;-)

Ah, nevermind. Just post it!
The people of The United States want socialism. The people of Venezuela want toilet paper.
A recent article in "The Miami Herald" reveals that the food shortages caused by the economic collapse in Venezuela have had at least one positive side effect. Whereas before Venezuelans were having problems being overrun by herds of wild burros (donkeys), they've solved the problem by eating them. Now they have no burros or toilet paper.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Maybe a mod can move this thread and the one about tanks to the right sub forum.

Anyway, camel toes...




... might just be fake news:


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Seax


Please try to keep it on topic, Spritecus!

Step out of line one more time and you'll have to post a Camel Toe selfie. ;-)

Ah, nevermind. Just post it!


lol - I was going to post a selfie here, but was afraid it would turn all ya'll to the dark/liberal side. ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Seax
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite


lol - I was going to post a selfie here, but was afraid it would turn all ya'll to the dark/liberal side. ;)


You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.

"Hell In A Bucket" -- Grateful Dead
The people of The United States want socialism. The people of Venezuela want toilet paper.
A recent article in "The Miami Herald" reveals that the food shortages caused by the economic collapse in Venezuela have had at least one positive side effect. Whereas before Venezuelans were having problems being overrun by herds of wild burros (donkeys), they've solved the problem by eating them. Now they have no burros or toilet paper.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Seax
To get things rolling, I like this one.

What could be better than a Camel Toe? Why a Blonde Camel Toe of course!

What could be better than a Blonde Camel Toe? Why, a Blonde Camel Toe from Canada of course!

DamonX might even like this one!



I thought they called it moose knuckle in Canada. I’m being serious.
Seax
Active Ink Slinger
The people of The United States want socialism. The people of Venezuela want toilet paper.
A recent article in "The Miami Herald" reveals that the food shortages caused by the economic collapse in Venezuela have had at least one positive side effect. Whereas before Venezuelans were having problems being overrun by herds of wild burros (donkeys), they've solved the problem by eating them. Now they have no burros or toilet paper.
Guest
Lurker
You do realize that there are other forum sections right?

I'm still amazed that Seax would choose the one forum with "think" in the title to continue to post anything, let alone this.
GabrielSweet
Active Ink Slinger
There are times she is kneeling out of obedience, reverence and respect. Those are the times it is okay to stand above her. But when she is kneeling because the weight of the world is just too heavy to bear … that is when You should be kneeling beside her.

Daddy has a lovely family - Daddy’s Little Family … https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-daddys-little-family-.aspx

He is behind the curtain - Someone’s Watching ... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/-someones-watching-.aspx

Some childhood memories return - Memories of Daddy … https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-memories-of-daddy-.aspx

Just a ride in the country - Afternoon Distraction …
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-afternoon-distraction-.aspx

She waits to keep a promise - Promises …
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-promises-.aspx
Seax
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by DamonX
You do realize that there are other forum sections right?

I'm still amazed that Seax would choose the one forum with "think" in the title to continue to post anything, let alone this.


Take a few moments and try this:

1. Go to your safe space.

2. Close the door.

3. Meditate on the question: "Could Seax be messing with my head?"

In the meantime, the subject of this thread is Camel Toes, not "how many irrelevant personal insults can I put in a post". You're welcome to start a thread on creative insults or perhaps get the powers that be to create a Forum section exclusively to showcase your blindingly brilliant wit.

I guess everyone is good at something.

In the mean time, please try to stay on topic.
The people of The United States want socialism. The people of Venezuela want toilet paper.
A recent article in "The Miami Herald" reveals that the food shortages caused by the economic collapse in Venezuela have had at least one positive side effect. Whereas before Venezuelans were having problems being overrun by herds of wild burros (donkeys), they've solved the problem by eating them. Now they have no burros or toilet paper.
ledlizzy55
Active Ink Slinger
Camel Toe Is a horrible expression. I prefer to call them Peachy. Much better turn of phrase.