A Wife's Night Out

27 Aug 2007

This ever happened to you? Read below before opening picture.

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the
internet all night .

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going
to have a monster hangover....

You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which
she used last night....

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But Wait a minute..........................

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27 Aug 2007

Oh wow...Oh man. What would one think seeing something like that on their car the next morning? I know what I'd think, that's for sure.

"Honey, you missed a spot while washing the car yesterday, damnit!"

28 Aug 2007

C2C it amused me too, but as I looked at it, it began to look a bit like "The Revenge of the Monster Lobsters" LOL

30 Aug 2007

Monster lobsters lol.

I guess she could say it was in the parking lot and must have been someone else. But then hubby could bend her over the bonnet and see if the shapes matched... Think

2 Sep 2007

From the impressions along the waistline, I presume she still had some clothes? How on earth?

3 Sep 2007

Quote by vatsyaya
From the impressions along the waistline, I presume she still had some clothes? How on earth?

You could hitch her skirt up even if she was wearing a belt, which would cause that imprint....not that I'd know anything about bending women over a bonnet of a car or anything.... Whistle

3 Sep 2007

Quote by mrplow
Quote by vatsyaya
From the impressions along the waistline, I presume she still had some clothes? How on earth?

You could hitch her skirt up even if she was wearing a belt, which would cause that imprint....not that I'd know anything about bending women over a bonnet of a car or anything....

I presume there can be only two conclusions. one, don't have a car and let the wife drive. Two, have as many cars but not a single wife.

4 Sep 2007

Quote by vatsyaya
Quote by mrplow
Quote by vatsyaya
From the impressions along the waistline, I presume she still had some clothes? How on earth?

You could hitch her skirt up even if she was wearing a belt, which would cause that imprint....not that I'd know anything about bending women over a bonnet of a car or anything....

I presume there can be only two conclusions. one, don't have a car and let the wife drive. Two, have as many cars but not a single wife.

Dear Vats,

Don't worry. I know you have just a scooter. You are safe. LOL

4 Sep 2007

I can assure you. It is not my car. Had it been so, the bonnet might have required a hell lot of tinkering. LOL

14 Dec 2007

If that was me on the bonnet the imprints would have been very messy.

15 Jan 2008

Its easy enough to find out if it was you're wife or not... just check her clothing. If you find the filth on her clothing from the car, you know you have a match.

15 Jan 2008

Mumbles, I see the guy was balancing himself on his hands, and not grabbing her hips. evil4

16 Jan 2008

what does /that/ prove then rocco hun?
seeing as we are being the sexpolice here

*~*xX/ ;) i'm not joking/Xx*~*

16 Jan 2008

Just personal preference, HG. And I'd never police them. I'd probably just watch. bates

19 Jan 2008

What I'd give to make impressions like that... or rather, be a part of making impressions like that. *sigh*

19 Jan 2008

lol i'd join in! stuff watching them...
Rocco, you know i'm joking

C2C - why dont you?

*~*xX/ ;) i'm not joking/Xx*~*

19 Jan 2008

Quote by Hourglass
lol i'd join in! stuff watching them...
Rocco, you know i'm joking

C2C - why dont you?

You want to volunteer for the lower part? L46

20 Jan 2008

Quote by Curious2c
Quote by Hourglass
lol i'd join in! stuff watching them...
Rocco, you know i'm joking

C2C - why dont you?

You want to volunteer for the lower part?

I would. :P

The naughtiest Nymph this side of the forest.
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20 Jan 2008

Quote by AutumnNymph
Quote by Curious2c
Quote by Hourglass
lol i'd join in! stuff watching them...
Rocco, you know i'm joking

C2C - why dont you?

You want to volunteer for the lower part?

I would. :P