I sorta agree - the presentation can be most erotic.
Those are way more than perfect. Wish I could post and throttle back to perfect.
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check this fine set
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/stewieispimpin/boobs.jpg
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/stewieispimpin/boobs.jpg
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I'm with ya on that one, Chef!! Not gonna do it....
Matriarch
The link is cool. Ebaumsworld isn't though. 
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Very nice Zafia, although they look like a handful to me.
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The link was cool girls.....LOL@Lush.....
Glad you boys liked the pic......
hope you heard that roc.....heh heh....
Glad you boys liked the pic......
hope you heard that roc.....heh heh.... "Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
The answer to the question "What are perfect boobs / tits / breasts /hooters / whatever you call them?" is extremely simple.
The only correct answer is the perfect boobs are the ones I'm sucking or fondling at the moment. This mainly because they're in the perfect condition, being intimately involved with me.
The only correct answer is the perfect boobs are the ones I'm sucking or fondling at the moment. This mainly because they're in the perfect condition, being intimately involved with me.
Welcome back, Deadly. And I have to agree with you. Everyone has their opinions about "perfect" anything. Subjective. It's like that whole "natural vs. fake" argument. If I'm slowly circling my hot tongue around a pebbled areola and taking a nasty, sultry bite of a gorgeous woman's nipple, it's the most perfect and beautiful breast in existence at that moment.
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Awww!! Dont hurt the kitty Rocco!! Shes precious!
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"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lush Legend
here ya go before Roc explodes....LOL!
[IMG]http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb262/danks00/breasts_cleavage.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb262/danks00/breasts_cleavage.jpg[/IMG]
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Er, not sure that is going to prevent explosions....
Personally, and this may just be me, but I would love the reverse angle, looking upwards, and seeing the beaming smile and sexy confidence on the face of my partner framed by a pair like that. I might not say much at that moment, but perhaps she would forgive me....
Personally, and this may just be me, but I would love the reverse angle, looking upwards, and seeing the beaming smile and sexy confidence on the face of my partner framed by a pair like that. I might not say much at that moment, but perhaps she would forgive me....
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OMG...this is hilarious!!
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Zafia that picture is hysterical!!
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Back from your travels Deadly? Is Kanga still hopping around the Northern Territory somewhere?
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Back from your travels Deadly? Is Kanga still hopping around the Northern Territory somewhere?
I believe Kanga is. I just wish my absence had all been just traveling. No matter how much I keep looking, I can't find a health pack that works in real life like the ones in the games do.
I've also been a bit busy writing some stories, mostly non-erotica for sale through www.dpdotcom.com - even managed a romance; not the Mills and Boons type romance, more like a Pride and Prejudice style romance. It's called Out of Reach.
Ernest
Matriarch
Oh well, it's good to see you alive and kicking.
Good luck with the stories. We were thinking of setting up a free publishing service for authors here, but there are so many out there already like lulu, we didn't pursue the idea.
Good luck with the stories. We were thinking of setting up a free publishing service for authors here, but there are so many out there already like lulu, we didn't pursue the idea.
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Oh well, it's good to see you alive and kicking.
Good luck with the stories. We were thinking of setting up a free publishing service for authors here, but there are so many out there already like lulu, we didn't pursue the idea.
A wise decision I think. I've had a few issues with lulu because of the distributed printing service, some printers have troubles reading English words and don't understand the difference between words like cream and pale yellow. I've been doing some revisions on some stories but most of mine are now towards the non-erotic category so I'm not sure if you want to have them on site or not. Some i can't put up as free as that defeats the purpose of selling them and makes those who've paid angry. But some books are short stories that make a series and I've already put a couple of complete short stories out as teasers for the series, if you're happy to put them up I'm happy to submit them.
Ernest
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As long as they're erotic stories, I don't mind you submitting them here. I'm not keen on people putting their "buy my story here" url at the top of the story though. Add it to the end of the story by all means, or you can put it in your forum signature, or both 
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As long as they're erotic stories, I don't mind you submitting them here. I'm not keen on people putting their "buy my story here" url at the top of the story though. Add it to the end of the story by all means, or you can put it in your forum signature, or both
"Ah, there's the rub," said the masseuse to the client. The majority of my stories aren't erotic, so I don't think they'd be too welcome as you seem to insist on erotic content. The few erotic stories I do write are more along the lines of 'the biter gets bit,' and have an early scene that falls, I think, on the wrong side of your boundary line on acceptable content (more below on that). Where I've put up a story with the cross reference to another site it's been a case of right at the end of the story (or in a related blog) a note along the lines of "More stories in this series available from........." So the people get to read the story first and get hooked before being asked to look at the others - ie, good sales form.
My most erotic story is 112,000 words and for sale, it does fairly well, but it starts with a guy catching some other people drugging someone to be a sex slave and turning the tables on them, totally, then follows the next few weeks of their lives as they all come together as a sort of family. Lots of action in it too as you are given reasons to learn what he used to do for a living in the shadowy world of intelligence.
Another 'Rob Remembers' I think I'd posted here some time back and you pulled as it crossed the line. The first half is mildly erotic with some fighting, but the main later action starts with the central character being drugged and abused, then one of those who helped abuse him gets a case of the guilts and he takes over setting her mind at ease while he turns the tables on the main culprits.
'The Wrong Way - or is it' starts with a very mild forced sex / scene but has very little description of the sex as it concentrates on other aspects of the story.
'Photographic Problems' again is just within the legal laws here but is too close to the edge as it deals with scams involving underage girls and turning the scams back on the organisers - I just love those moral themes of the bad person being hoisted on their own petard.
The rest aren't erotic at all and although the Lush Guidelines don't specifically state NO non-erotic stories, they do say "This is an adult community website featuring erotic stories, love poems, forums and advice." which kind of implies that and I'm sure I've seen other posts that say they must be erotic stories. So I refrain from posting the non-erotic stuff. When I get around to writing something that does fall with in your guidelines, be sure I'll post it. I'm actually slowly working on one that's a continuation of another's work; and yes, I've spoken to the writer concerned and they said I could - with some limitations which is why it's slow. This should be well within your guidelines but it's taking a while as I have to keep getting back into the other person's mind set to do it.
Meanwhile, I'll go and check on my cousin Caz's stuff and see if I can get him to post any of his that is within the guidelines. To that end, you say no death or violence, do you mean death or violence involving sex or not at all, I ask as most of his stories, like mine also have some action and it's a bit hard to have a bank robbery or shoot out with killers without someone dying in the process? They don't include much in the way of descriptions of the blood or gore, but it is death.
When i can I enjoy seeing what's being said here and join in on some of the humour, hopefully adding some humour to it along the way.
If you wish to see what I mean with the stories, many are available at Writer's Block ( http://www.yotnasden.co.uk/forum/vb/index.php ) and some at ASSTR ( http://www.asstr.org/~ebywater/ )
regards,
Ernest
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Hahaha that photo with a kitten and invisible breasts is priceless 
I... I just thought I'd share something of mine
[IMG]http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/baby_nathii/DSC01462.jpg[/IMG]
I... I just thought I'd share something of mine
[IMG]http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/baby_nathii/DSC01462.jpg[/IMG]
Ah, the tease comes out.
Can kinda see the necklace, but then again we can't. But we find it alluring and titillating (ok, so I like the word too much) when we cannot quite see it all. That concept has always worked for me.
By the way, Natalia, did you need some help finding whatever dropped down there?
(A scout is courteous, kind, helpful, friendly....)
Can kinda see the necklace, but then again we can't. But we find it alluring and titillating (ok, so I like the word too much) when we cannot quite see it all. That concept has always worked for me.
By the way, Natalia, did you need some help finding whatever dropped down there?
(A scout is courteous, kind, helpful, friendly....)