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18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo
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I would love to have a 18 inch horse dildo going in me does it viberate
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MMMMmmmm. An 18 inch horse's cock up me chuff. Sounds good to me. Where do I get one?
Amazon. $120.00 plus $18.50 for shipping. Have it as soon as November 7th.
They recommend it with the Raven Double-ended anal plug, those helpful fellows.
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Amazon. $120.00 plus $18.50 for shipping. Have it as soon as November 7th.
They recommend it with the Raven Double-ended anal plug, those helpful fellows.
Haha. Yeah, thanks for that. I've just been reading the customer reviews. Very nice. It's recommended with the Master Series, Manolith Huge Dildo on my page.
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That is complete bullshit. Do NOT try to insult my intelligence. There are no legality issues regarding writing stories. You are spouting bollocks and you know it. The only reason is forbidden here, is because you and everyone else is judgmental against it. That is called "fetish bashing".
Now, since you're the one trying to insult people's intelligence, and being judgmental against people's fetishes, and trying to bully and intimidate me, a new member, into leaving the site, perhaps you should be the one that fucks off.
Like i said, not interested in getting into a pissing match with you. you go on believing whatever it is you believe. For the record, i've actually written stories for the site, back before the ban my Grimm Tales were originally brother and sister, i changed them to husband and wife after the ban. i have nothing against them, personally. i was here when the decision was made, and i know, intimately, why it was made... well, i thought i did. Obviously, after being on the site for a whole week, you know more than i and Nicola, the owner, does.
never once bullied you, just suggested that if you really don't like the vibe of the site, maybe it's not the right place for you. you seem pretty angry about the lack of , and to be blunt, it's not going to suddenly make a re-appearance
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Like i said, not interested in getting into a pissing match with you. you go on believing whatever it is you believe. For the record, i've actually written stories for the site, back before the ban my Grimm Tales were originally brother and sister, i changed them to husband and wife after the ban. i have nothing against them, personally. i was here when the decision was made, and i know, intimately, why it was made... well, i thought i did. Obviously, after being on the site for a whole week, you know more than i and Nicola, the owner, does.
never once bullied you, just suggested that if you really don't like the vibe of the site, maybe it's not the right place for you. you seem pretty angry about the lack of , and to be blunt, it's not going to suddenly make a re-appearance
Let me make one thing clear: I couldn't give a fuck about the category. I was using that as an example to show that people on this site do shun certain fetishes. My initial post, that you took offense to, was actually a joke. Get a sense of humour.
Next point: why reply to my post knowing full well that I can't respond, since you've suspended my account until October 2026? That's pretty low -- don't you think?
Last point: no matter how many of my accounts you suspend or delete, how many times you block my IP addresses, I will always open a new account. Take note of this Albert Einstein quote: "The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again and expecting a different result."
Now I suggest you unlock my other account, otherwise I'm gonna bring out the big guns. And you do NOT want that.
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Let me make one thing clear: I couldn't give a fuck about the category. I was using that as an example to show that people on this site do shun certain fetishes. My initial post, that you took offense to, was actually a joke. Get a sense of humour.
Next point: why reply to my post knowing full well that I can't respond, since you've suspended my account until October 2026? That's pretty low -- don't you think?
Last point: no matter how many of my accounts you suspend or delete, how many times you block my IP addresses, I will always open a new account. Take note of this Albert Einstein quote: "The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again and expecting a different result."
Now I suggest you unlock my other account, otherwise I'm gonna bring out the big guns. And you do NOT want that.
hi again, Hench! *waves* lol - i haven't taken offense to a single thing you've said, i was just clarifying things. oh, and i didn't suspend your account. it was suspended when i signed on today - seriously, dude, you think i would have taken the time to reply to you if i'd known you were gone? (that will answer the question "why reply to my post, yada yada yada").
can i just say, if you're so obsessed with the site that you're going to keep coming on no matter how many times you're kicked, you might want to pause and think about it... OMG! THE BIG GUNS! whatever will we do? *rolls eyes* whatever.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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hi again, Hench! *waves* lol - i haven't taken offense to a single thing you've said, i was just clarifying things. oh, and i didn't suspend your account. it was suspended when i signed on today - seriously, dude, you think i would have taken the time to reply to you if i'd known you were gone? (that will answer the question "why reply to my post, yada yada yada").
can i just say, if you're so obsessed with the site that you're going to keep coming on no matter how many times you're kicked, you might want to pause and think about it... OMG! THE BIG GUNS! whatever will we do? *rolls eyes* whatever.
I have 2000 IP addresses. SO once you've banned all 2000, then you'll be rid of me. Until then, lump it. Why was my Hench account suspended for 10 years, with the reason "abusive account"? When was I abusive?
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Sorry, do you know what spam means? In internet terms? I don't think you do.
i think the spam was in reference to that huge chunk of meat between your ears, Eddie.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
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I have 2000 IP addresses. SO once you've banned all 2000, then you'll be rid of me. Until then, lump it. Why was my Hench account suspended for 10 years, with the reason "abusive account"? When was I abusive?
no, really, you DO get how this sounds, right? slightly unhinged?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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The huge chunk of meat between my legs, you mean.
lol - that was actually funny. see, if you could have just kept it to stuff like this, you'd be fine.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
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Yeah, I'm a crazy fucker -- no doubt. But I'd go as far to say that every person on this site is at least a little bit crazy, otherwise they wouldn't be here. It's a fucked up corner of the ether.
now you're just boring me. buh-bye. *Waves*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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lol - that was actually funny. see, if you could have just kept it to stuff like this, you'd be fine.
I should have been fine anyway. Something I said got blown out of proportion -- simple as that. People need to to chill out and learn to have a laugh. It seems like as soon as you throw a bit of friendly banter about, people get offended.
I said that dildo looked obscene because it was a replica of a horse's cock. That's adult banter. Why can't people accept that?
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OMG! This is more entertaining than Trump and Hillary. 
Her Royal Spriteness
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My initial post, that you took offense to, was actually a joke. Get a sense of humour.
let me remind you - your initial post:
Whoever uses one of those things has serious issues. It's obscene. It's a fucking horse's cock.
suggesting someone has serious issues isn't really as funny as you might think. take that in mind when i suggest that you have serious issues, and no, i'm not being funny here. i mean every word of it.
ps - i always write my stories so that i can save them on my own system. may i suggest that you learn how to do that? it'll save you from being pissed next time your account is deleted.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Take notice ... you DO NOT wanna piss off Ms Sprite !!
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OMG! This is more entertaining than Trump and Hillary.
Nikki ... This is a "no contest" event. Ms. Sprite has barely warmed up and already won this debate.
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Nikki ... This is a "no contest" event. Ms. Sprite has barely warmed up and already won this debate.
You're talking shit. Point out at which point in the debate Sprite won. I won when I raised the issue of the site fetish bashing by banning the most popular fetish in the world. And looking down on it and being judgmental.
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http://monster-dildo.tumblr.com/post/137764464599/erogam-by-erogamtumblrcom
Looks like a dill to me...... fits some... maybe not for others.
Looks like a dill to me...... fits some... maybe not for others.
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Liz, please unlock my Hench account. I promise to behave and not be a bother.
i believe you have some apologies to make before she even considers doing so.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i believe you have some apologies to make before she even considers doing so.
Bloody hell, I just want my account unfreezing. The stories I uploaded are on that account. And the one called Wrong Side of the Tracks I'm ever so proud of. It has a posh lady from London and the dialogue is spot on.
You can tell me I have issues. I should be able to tell people they have issues. And we should just take it in jest, because we're all adults and we can throw banter around and have a good time.
What is it you want me to apologise for?
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OMG! This is more entertaining than Trump and Hillary.
PLEASE READ MY COMP. STORY
.. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/occupations/-quickie-in-the-parking-booth-.aspx
I've done nothing wrong.