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sprite
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me too!

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg
the batmobile lost a wheel and penguin got away. biggrin

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Simmerdownchick
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Quote by sprite
me too!

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg
the batmobile lost a wheel and penguin got away. biggrin




I'll have what she's having, lol!








Oh, and here's my Christmas Poem ↓

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Guest
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"My Lady Sprite, whom I adore...

Can occasionally be a bore...

When upon a self promotion thread, where a member asks nicely to be read,
She loses her pretty head and inserts silly farce and

Generally behaves like a pain in the arse...


A piece of advice, if I might?

In the spirit of Christmas night, indeed?


Be kinder to those who ply their wares
And only wish to really share something they think other members might just like...


After all this is why this topic exists. Either enter into the spirit or desist.


It's easy to disrespect a poster trying simply just to connect,
And I don't really see why anybody should?

It's been SEEN, it's kind of mean and
It's not something that a nice person simply would."


xx SF
Mysteria27
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"My Lady Sprite, whom I adore...

Can occasionally be a bore...

When upon a self promotion thread, where a member asks nicely to be read,
She loses her pretty head and inserts silly farce and

Generally behaves like a pain in the arse...


A piece of advice, if I might?

In the spirit of Christmas night, indeed?


Be kinder to those who ply their wares
And only wish to really share something they think other members might just like...


After all this is why this topic exists. Either enter into the spirit or desist.


It's easy to disrespect a poster trying simply just to connect,
And I don't really see why anybody should?

It's been SEEN, it's kind of mean and
It's not something that a nice person simply would."


xx SF









Thank you Stephen!

xoox
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by stephanie

"My Lady Sprite, whom I adore...

Can occasionally be a bore...

When upon a self promotion thread, where a member asks nicely to be read,
She loses her pretty head and inserts silly farce and

Generally behaves like a pain in the arse...


A piece of advice, if I might?

In the spirit of Christmas night, indeed?


Be kinder to those who ply their wares
And only wish to really share something they think other members might just like...


After all this is why this topic exists. Either enter into the spirit or desist.


It's easy to disrespect a poster trying simply just to connect,
And I don't really see why anybody should?

It's been SEEN, it's kind of mean and
It's not something that a nice person simply would."


xx SF








Thing is, by posting here, i drew attention to the thread. if you think i do this stuff without thought, you'd be wrong.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Thing is, by posting here, i drew attention to the thread. if you think i do this stuff without thought, you'd be wrong.


Think KINDER... (And don't kid a kidder?)

xx SF
WYATTFLIRT
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I am sending this card to tell you .High prices have taken away. The things I really needed. My workshop , my reindeer , my sleigh. Now I am making my rounds on a jackass. He;s old and crippled and slow . So if I don't see you on Christmas. I will be out on my ass in the snow.
sprite
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Think KINDER... (And don't kid a kidder?)

xx SF


Okay. Thanks for pointing that out.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Kiera
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me too!

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg
the batmobile lost a wheel and penguin got away. biggrin


LOL pretty impressive but you have much to learn young Sprite

We three kings of Orient are
Selling Bras a penny a pair
They're fantastic, no elastic
Only a penny a pair.

O star of wonder
Star so far
Cheap non elastic
Wonderbra

Westward leading
Leaves men creaming
And costs
Only a penny a pair.
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When I hear the bells on Santa's sleigh
I think I'll have to hide away
For I've been naughty all year long
My love for lush has been too strong
So if some time after Christmass eve
You wonder: "Did Patokl leave?"
Then Santa stuffed me in his sack
And took me north, but what the heck
It won't be cold with naught to do
'Cause he probably took you there too.....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Kiera
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Jingle bells, Something smells
The reindeer ran away
Father Christmas lost his knickers
On the Milkyway

Dashing thru the snow
In a short skirt and Pantihose
Boxing day we all will see
Mary Poppins on tv

Or at least on new years day
I will not shout hooray
It's always on at some point
Makes me want a joint
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DanielleX
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Wondering what Santa will bring
His sleigh bells going ting-a-ling-a-ding

Rudolph, Prancer, Lightning too,
All with presents for me and you

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