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Gill and Adi's Lush Relationship Guide

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LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by trinket



ARE YOU ALL MAD?

I'm kidding people. IT'S A JOKE.


I KNOW it's a JOKE -- but isn't this entire thread intended to be a joke, and yet, like the best jokes, kind of true?
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by trinket



ARE YOU ALL MAD?

I'm kidding people. IT'S A JOKE.


I AM MAD. OBVIOUSLY and hope you don't think I retained a word you wrote before....something about THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE??
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by LaylaJune



Let me know how that HONEST and UPFRONT thing works out for you. You might want to be fitted with a catcher's mask before proceeding further. Jus' sayin' . . .


Fitted?? I have three custom made with various glitter and sequins....and I have always been honest and upfront with you. I WANT YOUR CAKE!!!
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
What number are we up to? Fuck I'll just make one up.

Guideline # 23?

If your hot chick show your titties.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Quote by Gillianleeeza
Guideline # 568109 Don't overreact to everything. Have a question? Ask the person directly.

It's not rocket science people, a little common sense and civility go a long way.


I think this is the best guideline ever. Not just for relationships, but just overall in general. People allow their emotions to play with their head before they can just calm the heck down and actually talk to said person and figure shit out. That's why I have it on my profile clear as day "If I've done something to hurt/offend you, come talk to me". I mean, we are all adults.
Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Quote by Poppet


I think this is the best guideline ever. Not just for relationships, but just overall in general. People allow their emotions to play with their head before they can just calm the heck down and actually talk to said person and figure shit out. That's why I have it on my profile clear as day "If I've done something to hurt/offend you, come talk to me". I mean, we are all adults.



Thank you, that guideline I think is just common sense but to some it seems to be new information. We were trying to be funny and include some actual advice. Of course the people who need it aren't going to use it. Oh well, we tried. Now back to our regularly scheduled programs (or threads in this case)

I'm not sure about the adult thing. I'm going to need a definition, lol. I can picture people jumping up and stomping their feet when they don't get their way here. It amuses and saddens me at the same time.

I'll just repeat myself one last time. HAVE FUN PEOPLE!!!!!
Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Quote by ChuckEPoo
What number are we up to? Fuck I'll just make one up.

Guideline # 23?

If your hot chick show your titties.



What if I'm not so hot a chick, do you still want to see them?

The same for a hot guy, show me your titties.XFHWHDqxYuwiA4Te
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by ChuckEPoo
What number are we up to? Fuck I'll just make one up.

Guideline # 23?

If your hot chick show your titties.


Lost count, but I'm that has to be #42


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
simplyjohn
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Quote by kiera
Don't eat my pizza



Guideline 1045 - good conversation and getting to know one another is key ... dont just jump straight in with something crude or untimely.

Hiya KK ... drop em baby .. fancy a quick one? ;)
Guest
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Quote by sprite


that's near the dog star, right?

btw, if you're jewish, it's the labia menorah. biggrin



A Labia menorah has 7 nubs...

A Labia Min-Oral has one ( In Hebrew the word for Sex is "Min" )
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Quote by sprite


that's near the dog star, right?

btw, if you're jewish, it's the labia menorah. biggrin



A Labia menorah has 7 nubs...

A Labia Min-Oral has one ( In Hebrew the word for Sex is "Min" )
trinket
Convict
Quote by ChuckEPoo
What number are we up to? Fuck I'll just make one up.

Guideline # 23?

If your hot chick show your titties.


Chuck Chuck Chuck! "If your hot chick show your titties"? Is that supposed to be "if YOU ARE a hot chick, show your titties"?

What about the cold chicks? Isn't that statement sexist? There are men with manboobs out there. Wait, forget that...
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Quote by trinket


Chuck Chuck Chuck! "If your hot chick show your titties"? Is that supposed to be "if YOU ARE a hot chick, show your titties"?

What about the cold chicks? Isn't that statement sexist? There are men with manboobs out there. Wait, forget that...


If your hot chicks show your titties then....?

I guess it depends who, where and when they show your titties...
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Gillianleeeza


I've lost count too and now I can't stop watching your avatar. I will never be able to watch his cartoons again without laughing


Could you before?


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
jollylolly
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I will only follow rules that don't conflict with my spirit of nonconformity and secret inner rebellion. The above rules aren't looking too good. ?
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I will only follow rules that don't conflict with my spirit of nonconformity and secret inner rebellion. The above rules aren't looking too good. ?


I agree with you.
Gillianleeeza
Normal Adjacent
Quote by BiMale73


Could you before?


No I find animation annoying, it gives me a headache. Too much forced watching when my kids were little.

Okay (ok)? I should have clarified that statement. I now laugh at the thought of all those cartoon characters acting inappropriately with each other.

Oh great, I just realized that since most of those cartoon characters are animals, I'm getting myself in trouble. Is it still wrong if they are cartoons?

Forget that, I'll end up getting myself banned.lMUO8JbDbhyPyvdt
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Gillianleeeza


No I find animation annoying, it gives me a headache. Too much forced watching when my kids were little.

Okay (ok)? I should have clarified that statement. I now laugh at the thought of all those cartoon characters acting inappropriately with each other.

Oh great, I just realized that since most of those cartoon characters are animals, I'm getting myself in trouble. Is it still wrong if they are cartoons?

Forget that, I'll end up getting myself banned.ayu1FmSZCQRGDiWT



===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn



Guideline 1045 - good conversation and getting to know one another is key ... dont just jump straight in with something crude or untimely.

Hiya KK ... drop em baby .. fancy a quick one? ;)


Guideline 1046 - Put a peg on your nose when near SJ
Guideline 1047 - Ask SJ for his free e book on chat up lines
Guideline 1048 - Watch out for Sj's sperm it can get you pregnant over the net and he never pays child support.
Guiedeline 1049 - Dna testing via internet sex results in inconclusive results.
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LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by trinket


Chuck Chuck Chuck! "If your hot chick show your titties"? Is that supposed to be "if YOU ARE a hot chick, show your titties"?

What about the cold chicks? Isn't that statement sexist? There are men with manboobs out there. Wait, forget that...



No, no, no - Chuck got it JUST RIGHT - that is exactly how the "show your titties" guys would say it: "If your hot chick . . ." I loved it from the moment I saw it! Chuck rocked it!
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Quote by trinket


Chuck Chuck Chuck! "If your hot chick show your titties"? Is that supposed to be "if YOU ARE a hot chick, show your titties"?

What about the cold chicks? Isn't that statement sexist? There are men with manboobs out there. Wait, forget that...


Thanks for the heads up. I'm a shitty speller. I'll rephrase it.

If you're a chick, show your titties. All offerings accepted. No man titties allowed.
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by ChuckEPoo


Thanks for the heads up. I'm a shitty speller. I'll rephrase it.

If you're a chick, show your titties. All offerings accepted. No man titties allowed.


I am totally depressed now. Sigh.
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by LaylaJune


I am totally depressed now. Sigh.


Right? All boobs allowed.
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by adi_me33


Right? All boobs allowed.



Still the best thread EVAR, tho
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LOL. This is a hoot! Here's one for you.... Guideline #666...also known as "Beware of wolves in sheep's clothing"....

This is where the sheep (aka wolf) befriends someone with no actual interest in becoming their friend! Yeah....seriously! The truth is that the sheep (wolf) takes advantage of an overtly friendly person, who is trusting of them, for the sole purpose of getting information out of them! Crazy, isn't it??? The wolf....errr sheep.... is typically extremely insecure and sees this person as some sort of threat to them! So, by befriending them, the wolf (oops, sorry, sheep) can then see what their bf/gf is posting on the mutual friend's wall (which is usually protected from non-friends). Then, after establishing the fake-friendship, pump the trusting person for information that they can use for their own insecure purposes, maybe somewhere down the road.

The sheep/wolf is usually replicating the same sad set of circumstances that they are experiencing in their RL. Low self-esteem and the complete inability to enter into a secure relationship! Now, a Super-Sheep (alpha-wolf) is also know as a "Sybil" due to the fact that they have not only mastered the art of deception with one Lush Identity, but they then create multiple NEW identities so that they can slither even further under the radar!

I know....fricken hilarious isn't it??? The moral of the story....Caveat Emptor!!!