Quote by LYFBUZ
Pretty simple, straight up honesty. Be gracious about it
Like, "Here's the shovel, dig your grave?" kind of simple, straight-up honesty???
Quote by wicked_jocelyn
Turn head around in 180 degrees. Speak in tongues. Eat a spider... that works too.
Quote by vanessa26
I prefer the demons one
"The Punished Nonpartisan" <- Extreme BDSM and humiliation story. Heavy on plot. Served on a plate of political drama with a side of domestic terror. Currently Free download.
Jocelyn the Wicked <- futanari, fantasy fan fic, and some tentacles that escaped the laboratory
Quote by Sabines
Can't do the first.
Did the second one when I was in my teens. Got me a marriage proposal (Pentecostal guys are weird)
Eat a spider? I could see that working, but I'll try swearing first.
"The Punished Nonpartisan" <- Extreme BDSM and humiliation story. Heavy on plot. Served on a plate of political drama with a side of domestic terror. Currently Free download.
Jocelyn the Wicked <- futanari, fantasy fan fic, and some tentacles that escaped the laboratory
Quote by Meagananne1986
A Benelli M4 is another good choice for those uninvited visitors in the middle of the night!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Meagananne1986
Just make sure it is of aluminum construction - you wouldn't want them complaining of getting splinters from a bat of ash!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by Meggsy
Not the answer you are expecting.
I hate it when the God squad come knocking on my door. A neighbor will always ring and let me know they are in the block.
I open the door completely naked and I don't have to say a word - they are off like scalded rabbits.
For the other one - just a very definite .... NO. You must be joking.