Quote by Liz
Emotion recollected in tranquility.
Oh CERTAINLY not!!!
(Some of MINE genuinely SHOUT!!!)
xx SF
Quote by stephanie
Oh CERTAINLY not!!!
(Some of MINE genuinely SHOUT!!!)
xx SF
Quote by Liz
people who roll around on the floor, bawling their eyes out whilst manically scribbling down words about a failed relationship,
L x
Quote by stephanie
Diss my ENTIRE OUVRE, why don't you!!!
xx SF
Liz: "It's actually Oeuvre, from the French..."
Me: "Fuck off... From the Anglo-Saxon..."
Liz: "You are too sensitive..."
Me: "Actually, I was joking!!!"
Liz: "Yeah, I know... I was talking about your poetry..."
Me: "Touche..."
Liz: "It's pronounced 'too-shay'..."
Me: "I FUCKING hate you..."
Quote by stephanie
Green Ink.
"Tonight I had The Drowning Dream again,
Vanishing under dishwater waves,
Nothing to lose you understand,
But nothing to save...
Peaceful, believe it or not
In a juxtapostion;
A moment of sweet transition
Between what you wish you didn't have and what you've got...
Everything suspended, written in green ink,
Swirling and warm like something you might think
Might be comforting and as welcoming as a kiss...
Or just something as ordinary as this...
If there is a God he'll smile
And I'll tell you the because... You see,
While in the moment of wonder at blissful surrender, I thought,
"Was that HONESTLY all it was? Is this really the end of me?"
xx SF
Quote by stephanieI hope it was a poetic burp and not a plan... and it still is fucking beautiful!
But IT'S NOT a Love Poem, Darling!!!
(It's a Suicide Note!!!)
xx SF
Quote by patokl
I hope it was a poetic burp and not a plan... and it still is fucking beautiful!
Quote by stephanie
Green Ink.
"Tonight I had The Drowning Dream again,
Vanishing under dishwater waves,
Nothing to lose you understand,
But nothing to save...
Peaceful, believe it or not
In a juxtapostion;
A moment of sweet transition
Between what you wish you didn't have and what you've got...
Everything suspended, written in green ink,
Swirling and warm like something you might think
Might be comforting and as welcoming as a kiss...
Or just something as ordinary as this...
If there is a God he'll smile
And I'll tell you the because... You see,
While in the moment of wonder at blissful surrender, I thought,
"Was that HONESTLY all it was? Is this really the end of me?"
xx SF
Quote by Mysteria27
Oh. So sorry. I guess I read it wrong.
Xo
Quote by stephanie
There's No Such Thing as 'reading it wrong'!!!!! (You read it HOWEVER WAY YOU WANT TO!!!)
(I'm amazed anybody reads any of them... Even MY OWN pieces think I'm shit... "If anyone else here wrote us we'd get more views...")
Ungrateful sods...
xx SF
Steph's Stories: "No, seriously... Wilde, Shaw, O'Brien, (Esther and Flann...) Joyce, Beckett, Behan, O'Neill, Synge, O'Casey... Who do WE get... Fucking HIM..."
Me: "I can DELETE all of you with the CLICK of a button, you know..."
Steph's Stories: "Oh, NO! We're sorry! Don't do that!"
Me: "Then BE GOOD!"
Steph's Stories: "Well, if we aren't, whose fucking fault is that? But, can WE ask You a QUESTION???"
Me: "Yes..."
Steph's Stories: "Why is MYSTERIA27 so mysterious?"
Me: "Nobody knows..."
Quote by stephanie
*LAUGHS!!!*
xx SF
(Never COULD see the point in suicide notes!!! By THEN you've already MADE THE FUCKING STATEMENT...)
Only BAD WRITERS could be as VAIN as to leave a note... Can you imagine??? "As you CAN SEE, I'm dead... BUT MY POINT IS..."
Oh, FUCK OFF!!! Ah, I see you HAVE!!!
(I have NO PROBLEM with Suicides... But LEAVING A NOTE???)
THEY'LL KNOW YOU WERE UNHAPPY!!! (Spelling it out only makes you LOOK like a fucking idiot...)
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
i left a note.
dear world,
your loss. i was awesome and you screwed it up. fuck you.
love,
the most awesomest rachel
Quote by stephanie
You are EITHER being HIGHLY IRONIC AND SELF DEPRECATING or else you have TOTALLY misunderstood my point...
(I'm PRESUMING that it is the former...)
And anyway, YOU are not allowed to EVEN CONSIDER the self-serving exit... You STILL owe me that money...
xx SF
SPRITE: "WHAT money??? I don't OWE you any money? I have never even TALKED about money with you far less borrowed any???"
Me: "You aren't allowed to KILL YOURSELF until I get my money is all I'm saying..."
SPRITE: "WHAT FUCKING MONEY???"
Me: "Keep thinking like that..."
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
i still owe you an STD too, you irish cunt. you'll be getting long before you get even a penny out of me. prick.
btw, i ALWAYS misunderstand your points. it's what i do.
Quote by stephanie
The STD was A FUCKING ACCIDENT!!! (I DID NOT KNOW!!!) And it was only CHLAMIDYA!!! (Blame DANCING DOLL...)
But HONESTLY...
(Five dollars is five dollars, Miss Rich Pants...)
Nothing TO YOU!!!!!
(A SUBWAY SANDWICH to me, Ben...)
xx SF
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
fuck you. that was a gift, and you know it.
steph: here, take my last five dollars, i insist, i don't fucking need it to eat or anything.
rach: *takes money from your trembling hand, slips knife back into boot, giggles* aww, if you insist. sorry about the little knick i put in you. want me to call an ambulance or anything?
Quote by stephanie
The STD was A FUCKING ACCIDENT!!! (I DID NOT KNOW!!!) And it was only CHLAMIDYA!!! (Blame DANCING DOLL...)
Quote by Buz
You just recently found out what chlamydia was. At first you thought that was the name of the girl you picked up at the bar last week. Then you had to scrap that poem you'd written, Chlamydia My Sunshine. Now you're calling it, It Stings When I Pee or as your wrote it, It STINGS When I PEE.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
why does it hurt when I pee
why does it hurt when I pee
I don't want no doctor
to stick no needle in me
why does it hurt when I pee
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
it jumped right up
and grabbed my meat
I got it from the toilet seat.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh god I prob'ly got the gohn-no-ca-ca-cacas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
f.zappa
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
Quote by hopp3r
Poetry is similar to prose but also not quite. In a gross oversimplification of the two, it's like this:
Prose is a piece of writing with words in the best possible order.
Poetry is a piece of writing with the best possible words in the best possible order.