Why would anyone want to learn how to write bad poetry? There's enough out there already!
Fun post though!
This needs to be a sticky post! And anyone wishing to post poetry should be required to read this prior to...I guess I was always taught that unless you were born in Shakespeare era, leave rhyming for songs. Whether this is true or not, I now have a difficult time reading rhythmic poetry.
Unfortunately for me, I am guilty of writing short statements and then hoping it will magically turn into good poetry. sigh...I guess I'd better go back and start editing my poems. :-)
thanks for sharing!
"This poem is not so much a train wreck or a car accident as it is that scene in "Armageddon" when a piece of the giant asteroid destroys downtown Paris."
Now that, is funny.