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Owed to the spell checker

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sexmachine
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This is dreadful

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye halve run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
mrplow
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There was a man from nantucket....
SusanEngland
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When told NO, asked well will you suck it ... (next line please)
nicola
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She happily obliged, with a glint in her eyes...
sexmachine
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And then thought, i'll fuckit
SusanEngland
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A new one then

A green-eyed Irish named Kelly ....
Chelsea
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Covered her boyfriend's cock with ky jelly
Sami
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She wasn't too fussy and quite missed her pussy
mrplow
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So his cock ended up quite smelly
SusanEngland
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Here is a challenge then --- what can we do with this one

The bride lay on her virgin bed
Kat
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Her husband came in and asked for head?

ok, seriously now, in the tone Susan intended

her lover lay beside her, not a word was said
nicola
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Susan's turn

We should have a never ending poem thread. The only time it will finish is when the interweb is full.
SusanEngland
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(mental message forLush .... BEAST this is a tough one)

ermmmm

The Bride lay on her virgin bed

Her husband came in and asked for head.

She turned her back, which opened her crack .....



(Lush can finish this one and start the next !!!)
nicola
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You took the smut option rather than the romantic - I'm surprised at you Susan!

Well, seeing we're going down that route:


The Bride lay on her virgin bed

Her husband came in and asked for head.

She turned her back, which opened her crack .....

So he stuck his cock up there instead