That's a good one!
That's a good one!
Poems and stories, bearers of tiding
Some show feelings free from hiding
Maybe hot and steaming
Or maybe just dreaming
So others may come along on the riding
A horny old lady named Mabel
Bent herself over a table
Saying "If you're not picky
And fancy a quickie
I'm ready, willing and able."
She'd left the curtains wide spread
As she pleasured herself on the bed
Taking a chance
That someone would glance
But 'twas just a squirrel instead
There was a young lady from Tulsa
Who lived her electrical pulsah.
She’d whip and she’d flip,
And she’d bend at the hip
And cry, “Come ovah heah, I’ll convulse ya!”
Sure
A certain effeminate prince
Had a dildo whose size made him wince
One day with a grin
He shoved it all the way in
And nobody's seen the thing since.
There was a young player McGooch
Who loved nothing more than wet cootch.
If the well e’er ran dry,
He’d lube up with K-Y,
And cry, “Just hold still and I’ll scootch!”
A voluptuous lady called Cat
Has boobs which are nowhere near flat
On one a tattoo
Of something
And I'll suckle that tit for the tat
Greatgrandma is still keen on sex
Pays toy boys with social security checks
She had carnal knowledge
With my best friends in college
It's not the thing one expects.
He enjoyed watching sex geriatric
Some say he needs help psychiatric
With teeth in a glass
And a wrinkled ass
I'd find that quite traumatic!
I convinced her that it would be super
To let me do her up the pooper
She was ever so tight
At the start of the night
But by dawn I was in. What a trooper.
Her latte skin is a delight to behold
And 'twixt her thighs? It is fourfold!
Her pink center core
Is my delight to score
Leading to delights uncontrolled
The queen had a lewd impulsiveness
And after speaking at Christmas
Her lady-in-waiting
Found her masturbating
With corgis all up in her businsess
My friend goes on 'time-machine' drives.
Has one of those adventurous wives.
When they're in a taxi
She tickles his jacksie
And he gets there before he arrives.
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Lynnwitt sometimes claims to be pure
And everyone answers "Oh, sure."
But I've been alerted
She's just converted
And picked up a convent brochure.
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Novitiate Lynn has the power
When in the priory shower
She turns on the nuns
With her tight little buns
And does whatever they allow her.
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Innocent, Pure, and Chaste
Well, mostly above the waist
For there down below
An unquenchable glow
Seems quite permanently emplaced
Rob slipped into the nunnary
With intent to have some funnary
But 'twas a friary
He wrote in his diary
While not able to sit on his bunnary
There once was a damsel from Munich
Who had constant distress ‘neath her tunic
Once she got wet
It took forever to get
Dry, a matter most looney-tune-ic.
Innocent, Pure, and Chaste
My God, what a terrible waste!
When there's fun to be had
From just being bad
And turning her insides to paste!
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
My god some of these are disgusting!
I just want to read something trusting
Whether comedy or sex
Whatever comes next
Had better something entrusting
Bad news for apptobebad
She placed a hook-up want-ad
She wanted to bed
A coquettish co-ed
But all the replies were her dad.
Quote by dlcalguy
Bad news for apptobebad
She placed a hook-up want-ad
She wanted to bed
A coquettish co-ed
But all the replies were her dad.
:lol:
Asian ladies are a lovely vice
Because all are so very nice
Light brown skin
Revealing pink within
Always hooks me just in a trice
Quote by lynnwitt
Asian ladies are a lovely vice
Because all are so very nice
Light brown skin
Revealing pink within
Always hooks me just in a trice
As a matter of mere practicality
I act with impartiality.
If my date acquiesces
Then coitus progresses
Regardless of her nationality.
For sex Rob is very eclectic
So many choices must be quite hectic
But the problem is this
That he can't find a miss
Which leaves him quite apoplectic
My lovelife is full and fulfilling
I'm a catch. I'm Adonis. I'm thrilling!
When I seek out a hussy
I'm really not fussy
But it helps if she's legal and willing.