There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole I could fuck it
I once went to watch rugby at Twickers,
and forgot to put on any knickers,
this isn't so rare,
I like it quite bare,
when the wind blows it gives me the jitters.
The girls think I'm some sort of sinner,
but the boys think I'm a real winner.
Hunky guys in their shorts,
would often retort,
"Tina, we can see what you had for your dinner"
There once was a man called Simplyjohn
Who thought masturbation was wrong
But I got him swayed
Showed him the error of his ways
And he is now always hard and turned on.
There once was a guy
Who loved to get high
He would hallucinate
Instead of communicate
When he was done he ate pie
I know a girl named Mysteria
Who was prone to bouts of hysteria
So I gave her calm tablets
And a rampant rabbit
Now for miles when she cums all can hear her.
I know a bloke called Ajax
He likes to sit in his chair and relax
While he watches porn
Which gives him the horn
So he strokes his cock to climax
Young Kiera on here is a lady
Although really she's a bit shady
She's so good at sucking
And amazing at fucking
She makes all her men quite afraidy
That KK is really a winner
You could say she's a bit of a sinner
She fucks with abandon
Any cock she can lay hand on
Then buggers off home for her dinner.
For her pizzas she's widely renowned
Though some might be slightly too browned
But with energy renewed
With good wholesome food
She's off to have another scout around.
She said "While I'm cooking
My mind wanders to looking
For a well endowed man
With a definite plan
For an evening of sucking and fucking".
So all you handsome Lush gents
With trousers resembling tents
Please form a queue
And she'll say, "You and you
Come here, and no arguments!"
The part we refer to as tushy
Comes bald, with some hair or real bushy
they're usually prim
regardless of trim
and they taste even better than sushi
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i The part that most men like a lot
Has something that strikes me as odd
No matter how clean
I never have seen
One that did not smell faintly of codd
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i There once was a man from GlenGallish
who found women a thing to abolish
but he did love all boys
for they could with their toys
give his hem'roids the ultimate polish
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i A sexy young woman from land's end
once pleasured herself with her hands and
she really had fun
but when she was done
she never found out where her pants went
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Dancing to Abba
Or Maxi priest and Shabba
In olden days
Dancing to them was the ways
But now music seems full of rappers.
Trinket, that's a name to play with:
A real sexy lady named Trinket
said I'll cum on your face, if you'll drink it
but you will be to late
if you just contemplate
for I want you to do it, not think it
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i The woman that's known as Mysteria
would undoubtedly cause some hysteria
in the officers mess
if she took of her dress
and then checked if they fit her criteria
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i British people drink tea
It's the ultimate civility
We use milk and not cream
Our tea's certainly not green
We will never forgive The Boston Tea Party
Though it is not the best drink for me
I can surely appreciate tea
but to put dairy in
is considered a sin
for I do want to taste it, you see?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out of it too.
There was a young man named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates
A fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless
And practically useless on skates
There was a young girl from Australia
Who thought all dicks were a failure
So she lay on her back
And opened her crack
And in backed a lorry and trailer.
There's a sweet little lady named Mina
Who is is "blessed" with a dripping vagina
Very sexy she's not
But when she gets hot
They can hear her sizzle in China
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i There was a young lady from South Carolina
Whose name happened to be Dinah
She had beautiful blonde curls
Was often nude wearing just pearls
And loved to play with her vagina
There is no need for you to get fussy
And you don't have to feel like a hussey
You just have to say no
But then you'll never know
How it feels when I'm eating your pussy
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i There was a gal that was a slut
She enjoyed porn and other smut
She loved to masturbate alone
And would even talk on the phone
While smoking on her cigarette butt
When the girl in his lap started humming
the drummer still could not stop drumming
To dictate the pace
he just beat on the bass
and hit the snare drum when they started cumming
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
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