In English, Haiku is written in three lines with each line having an exact number of syllables.
The first line contains five syllables, line two contains seven syllables, and line three contains five syllables.
Capitalization as per norms; punctuation and indention is arbitrary - ahem.
Please refrain from any and all topics which are legally as we've all seen posted prohibitively yet lovingly all over our fair website. Also, no texting-type spelling, you must use words found in a Webster's Dictionary. Yep, a dictionary.
Here's a few, to stoke your creativity.
New moderator
He evil censoring fool
Well Made Male, bullshit!
"Need quotation marks,"
Your grammar sucks big green dicks.
No improvement seen...
Thirteen inch penis
Beer can thick stuffed in me
I prefer larger!
See my pretty wife
Hot wet beaver spread eagle
Shy is she I love.
Caring Matriarch
Parent, teacher, goddess, she
Thunder wench can be
Feeding pet is all
Watch, slash, eat, just food provide
Dahmer start this way?
Got the hang of it? Cool...let loose the syllables of art!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
It's a little known, in fact best forgotten, fact thet I've penned what may or may not be a haiku. To be honest, I may or may not be the author, it's been awhile. I might have done more except for a lack of any poetic sensibility and my wanting to say, "Bless you," whenever someone mentions, haiku.
WARNING: approach with caution.
Haiku of a Brown Thumb
I have a brown thumb
My plants die instead of grow
Then there’s my brown toe
Gardener’s shun me
I’m a Kavorkian to plants
Others can live, mine can’t
My roses need Viagra
My violets have the flu
I’ve given up, have you?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Don't do that, WellMade, it'll just encourage him.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Hey Rump was just asking for it...posting a haiku about gardening here is like walking around with a T-shirt that says "Kick me hard"...
That said...here's another haiku, just for Mr. 4skin...
Drinks at Rumple's place,
Put them on my tab again,
Buy the house a round.
