The young lady was a Scot
But this didn’t matter a jot
When Mc Dick was hard
He liked to catch her off guard
And slip her one in her pussy’s tight slot
There was a young man from Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble he stuck it in double
and instead of coming he went.
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A randy New Yorker called Donald
Fancied the ass off both Nancy and Ronald.
After fucking forty girls
He spotted pubes growing curls
Which he rolled on French Fries from McDonalds.
I once went to a nude seniors dance
Where disrobing was not left to chance
We were stripped at the door
So that all could see more
And not with the subtlest of glance
Once nude, an old lady approached me
Spun me ‘round for a better look-see
Said my dick she would suck
After that we would fuck
But it would have to be a quickie
Told the police were on their way now
So do well in what time would allow
I then stuck it in
Her silver-haired quim
And we fucked every which way and how
I have done crazy things in my life
With too many of them causing strife
Tonight I was tested
And then was arrested
For fucking the police chief’s old wife
Having jail time to now reminisce
The moral of the story is this
If you go to a dance
Penis stays in your pants
And only give the chief’s wife a kiss
I once fucked a girl with three eyes
She succumbed after all of my lies
To watch all our gropin’
Her left one stayed open
And compared me to all other guys
My gal’s cries sound like yodels to some
Especially when fucked in the bum
Yodel-lay-he-who
She screams when we screw
And nip tugs make my baby go moo
A fellow I met here on Lush
Is too good at making me blush
Each time I log in
A PM's in my bin
I'm starting to think I'm his crush!
There once was a good cop with big breasts
Who led the police force in arrests
When she collared a perp
For the jailbird to chirp
She motorboated them to confess
If this is closed how come we can still post?
A charming young lizard named Killa
Had a yearning to fuck with Godzilla
She worked on her abs
On her back she grew slabs
After sex they destroyed a small villa.
Oooh monsters!
In Jurassic Park's very first chapters
The dinosaurs turned on their captors
Muldoon was no churl
He said "Clever girl..."
And got fucked by velociraptors.
Mothra and Zilla were fighting
while verbal was frantically writing
about hot monster sex
and skyscrapper wrecks
and scenes about scratching and biting
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I dated a girl from the northwest
She was taller than most of the rest
Some found her too scary
‘cause she was quite hairy
But I found Sasquatch blowjobs are best
Names and numbers are matched on the opening post. The winner will be announced tomorrow morning, my time, which is 12-16 hours from now. If I got your number wrong, please tell me before then!
XXOO,
~B
Tsk tsk. You should have announced it using a limerick, like so:
A lady who was sweet as candy
Was known to be rather randy
She hung out on Lush
Where her work made us blush
And a Gold for her would be just dandy.