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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

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LMAO!!!
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ha ha ha ha ha ha that last line is so funny haha lol nice one!
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LMAO that one gets an A++
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